Luciferswife
@lucifterswife.bsky.social
Life sucks and then you die
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Luciferswife
@lucifterswife.bsky.social
· Mar 26
The sexiest thing a man can do is shut the fuck up
I feel like I’m going to throw up
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I feel like I’m going to throw up
And you not gonna make me feel some time of way cause at the end of the day IDGAF!!
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
And you not gonna make me feel some time of way cause at the end of the day IDGAF!!
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Might go back to screaming into the void on here
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Might go back to screaming into the void on here
EVER!!!
Never believe a man when he says he loves you
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
EVER!!!
Bro I’m so fucking funny
I keep that thang on me!! (deodorant)
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Bro I’m so fucking funny
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The only way to get an ICE job is to show up drunk to the interview and you misspell your own name on the application.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The only way to get an ICE job is to show up drunk to the interview and you misspell your own name on the application.
Is this a safe space to say i don’t like the way the costumes are looking for the new season of Bridgerton?
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Is this a safe space to say i don’t like the way the costumes are looking for the new season of Bridgerton?
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I don’t have to do anything a man does because he can’t do half of what I can do.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don’t have to do anything a man does because he can’t do half of what I can do.
I’m actually finna use this form now on
Y’all.
I’m smitten.
I’m smitten.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m actually finna use this form now on
This is exactly what i expect actually
"Are you busy?"
Me: "Never too busy for you my Queen, wassup?"
Me: "Never too busy for you my Queen, wassup?"
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is exactly what i expect actually
And the main issue isn’t even they wanna be baddies but they wanna COMPETE with women as if they is any room for competition but ALSO WE ARE THE ORIGINAL BADDIES YOU CANT OUT DO THE DOERS!!!
"Men Baddies"
shut the fuck up and change some brake pads nigga.
shut the fuck up and change some brake pads nigga.
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
And the main issue isn’t even they wanna be baddies but they wanna COMPETE with women as if they is any room for competition but ALSO WE ARE THE ORIGINAL BADDIES YOU CANT OUT DO THE DOERS!!!
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Capitalism runs on human suffering.
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Capitalism runs on human suffering.
Nah i took a chance these last few months and they tore me up im staying in my cave forever
Homebodies/Introverts, are we leaving our house more often in 2026 or nah?
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nah i took a chance these last few months and they tore me up im staying in my cave forever
Maybe I’m not woke enough
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe I’m not woke enough
I’ve only been to 5 but i don’t have the desire to go to most of these 😂
19 for me... the only city on here I've never been to is Boston.
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’ve only been to 5 but i don’t have the desire to go to most of these 😂
ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM OFFICIALLY 25 BABY!!!
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM OFFICIALLY 25 BABY!!!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW BITCHES
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW BITCHES
As I’ve gotten older honestly it’s easier to just ask for cash
Listen, I was ostracized so we could be at this moment. Do you know how many times I was disrespected because I bought gift cards and gave $$$ instead of embracing the overwhelm of gift giving?!
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As I’ve gotten older honestly it’s easier to just ask for cash
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All my homies hate Ai
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
All my homies hate Ai
At some point I’m gonna stop almost passing out at work
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
At some point I’m gonna stop almost passing out at work
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I made an account specifically for my art spamming!! Please follow so you don’t miss my art :))!! 💜🫶🏽💜
@zenzizzeme.bsky.social
@zenzizzeme.bsky.social
I view every human body as Art. Please don’t be caught off guard when I use mine to express or show my Art..or be caught off guard. It’s more fun that way anyways..😌💜
This piece is available:
ＴＵ ＰＬＵＶＩＡ
Acrylic on Canvas
3 inches by 3 inches
w/ display easel
www.zisshit.com/artshit/p/tu...
This piece is available:
ＴＵ ＰＬＵＶＩＡ
Acrylic on Canvas
3 inches by 3 inches
w/ display easel
www.zisshit.com/artshit/p/tu...
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I made an account specifically for my art spamming!! Please follow so you don’t miss my art :))!! 💜🫶🏽💜
@zenzizzeme.bsky.social
@zenzizzeme.bsky.social
Yes
Am i gonna cry about this?
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yes
Distance does not make my heart grow fonder. Distance pisses me off, in fact distance makes me hate you
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Distance does not make my heart grow fonder. Distance pisses me off, in fact distance makes me hate you
One of these weeks I’m gonna get up on time to take the bus to therapy……..this is not that week
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One of these weeks I’m gonna get up on time to take the bus to therapy……..this is not that week