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🌘Steddie Problems🌒
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Ao3, Steddie, sprinkling of real life shit.

I likely wont ever post my own stuff ~ anxiety.
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Steve holding his baby up when Dustin comes round for the first time and Dustin screaming "YOU GOT THE BABY!" Steve screaming "I GOT THE BABY"

and they dance around with the giggling gurgling baby and Eddie's like....... can we put down Emily please.
December 9, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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To me s5 of ST is gonna be a huge, shitty and over-glorified fanfic. I’m gonna take what resonates and ignore what doesn’t and then I’m gonna go read the sacred texts on ao3. Cause that is THE real fiction 💕 THE REAL STORIES
December 9, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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At sixteen Steve parents find out he's gay and kick him out.
They go on a "business trip" thinking of Steve homeless for a few weeks he'll straighten up.
They come back and our boy is THRIVING as trailer trash with his metalhead boyfriend
#steddie
November 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Steve holding his and Eddie's kid backstage at a CC concert, standing in the wings w/ their 4/5 year old in his arms wearing those giant ear protectors & throwing up teeny tiny horns.
Watching their daddy & uncles perform
Wearing their daddys old vest so big it's more like a cape
😍😍😍😍
#steddie
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Fanfiction etiquette is incredibly simple, actually. Don't like it, don't read it. No one is forcing you to, which is why it looks ridiculous to complain about it, especially if you were content warned. AO3 tags + "exclude" is one of the greatest reading tools ever. Use them properly and voila!
November 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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😭
November 22, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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eddie when they drag him back for s5
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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If it was "no," he'd have said "no."
REPORTER: Did you sexually assault a woman in Monterey, California?

PETE HEGSETH: I have -- ah -- as far as the media is concerned, it's very simple. The matter was fully investigated, and I was completely cleared, and that's where I'm gonna leave it.
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Pam Bondi, Trump's new AG nominee, took a $25,000 donation from Trump while she was reviewing allegations against Trump University in a class action lawsuit.
No action was taken against Trump or his university.
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Still can’t get over how many people on the right voluntarily went to bat for Matt Gaetz despite allegations of sex trafficking of a minor. Not only was it for nothing since the AG nomination failed… but now you’re forever on record advocating for an alleged statutory rapist.
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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Thanks Obamas!
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Eddie would be the kind of person to taunt ghosts in a haunted house but be scared when there are actual signs of them.

Steve would jump at the slightest sound and movement but when faced with an actual ghost, he's unphased.
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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steve harrington serial uber eats-er i fear
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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Steve: I’m gonna fuck u so good
Eddie: yeah? 😏
Eddie in his best gollum voice: give it to us RAW and wigglingggg
Steve: I’m putting my pants back on
November 20, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Meanwhile, in America...
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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#MattGaetz PULLED OUT of nomination for Attorney General. This is after he PREMATURELY resigned from Congress 🤭 Apparently his ethics report struck a chord with some fellow GOP Senators. The chord be A MINORRRRR 👋🏼 byeeee Matt
November 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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So do we have this right: Trump accidentally exposed a bunch of Republicans as alleged sexual assaulters and child sex traffickers, and then when they faced opposition in the Senate, Marjorie Taylor Greene implied their whole party was filled with pedophiles connected to Jeffrey Epstein. 4D chess!
November 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Werewolf Steve, who's definitely "Straight" being completely blindsided by the fact that Eddie smells So Good. He wants to lick him all over, never let him leave the house without having rubbed up against him for at least an hour beforehand... in the straight way tho 👀👀👀
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM