"Touched by a true MSP visionary" is the only real correct answer.

My dream is for so many West Side neighborhood businesses to have TCTP reviews that they start putting up signs about it the way they did for Yelp when that was new and shiny.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only way to stop a bad guy with a hurricane is a good guy with a hurricane.

This is a hill I'm willing to die on.

As someone who grew up in Freeborn County, MN, I super appreciate the bottom 9 (possibly 19) counties in Minnesota apparently being included in Dumbfuckistan.

Apt.

I'm 40, and truck still works. It's a classic for a reason!

I wish someone would interview me for one of these things. I could talk for just as long* and say just as little**.

*Longer!

**Less!!

Historically underrepresented in STEM.

Road rage wunker.

Still attached, though?

Trust me. Both are attainable.

Wouldst thou like the taste of $380 KitchenAid tilt-head stand mixer doorbusters?

For initial context: I'm a minnesotan, cumin triggers my acid reflux, and I have spares of my favorite plaid flannel.

This is the whitest shit *I'VE* ever seen.

Y'all coulda already been playing #DeltaGreen with me.

The fun thing about Bluesky is that I've found a bunch of people like me here. Twitter always grossed us out, so we never used it.

By not being a mean spirited shithole, Bluesky is bleeding Twitter of existing users AND encouraging entirely new folks to join who never would have used the platform.

Farm kids know it be that way sometimes.

I feel one of the final marks of true adulthood is breaking down and saying "FINE fuck it" before buying dedicated carriers for the holiday food responsibility you've inherited.

I can smell and taste the water that's in that thing from here.