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Lucien Galtier
@luciengaltier.bsky.social
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Just here trying to have a nice time because the world is a fucking nightmare.

If the word "entrepreneur" appears in your profile, probably don't follow me. Idk if we're using bsky for the same reasons.
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Get in here, dorks.

#joebobbriggs #thelastdrive-in
#ernie
Screenshot of Ernie the lizard in his terrarium that's set up to look like a drive-in movie theater with him being a massive kaiju.
December 14, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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I was never on Twitter, so I don't understand what everyone is talking about.

Verification this, verified that. What? Seems pretty easy to me.
Skeet from @luciengaltier.bsky.social saying "Yeah, it's me."
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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My wife and I are #romantic. We do #romance.
Chalkboard full of sweet nothings, such as "I love you douchebag," "love you fuckface, and "eat shit and be with me forever because I love and respect and appreciate you." There's also a blind cat on a stool in the shot who isn't allowed on the furniture under normal circumstances
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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Celebrating the eve of #Thanksgiving as the pilgrims did.

Just ate a bunch of kratom, and I'm gonna watch #Dallas until like 3:00 AM.
Promotional photograph for Dallas' first season from 1978. Bobby, Pamela, Lucy, Jock, Sue Ellen, JR, and Miss Ellie. Dallas is fuckin' dope you should watch it. Painting of bigfoot attending the first Thanksgiving. Probably a 1:1 accurate representation.
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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Color photo of a white trash shamanic practitioner's altar made out of plywood and whatever bullshit he had laying around. Candles lit up, incense burning, important familial mementos and daily adornments scattered about.
November 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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Least favorite #wristwatch had the most wrist time in 2024.

I got this beater #Tandorio GMT because my brother is in Seoul.

I don't really like it, but 37mm is 👍 and the 70s-style ladder bracelet is comfortable. The NH34A movement works well because of course it does.

Begrudgingly big recommend.
Color photo of sterile dial Tandorio GMT wristwatche with black dial, black bezel, and orange GMT hand. The time reads 11:21:25 AM. The GMT hand is set to Seoul time, which was 02:21:25 at the time this photo was taken. Despite being a pretty mediocre watch, it's been reliable and comfortable and it annoys me how good it feels on my wrist.
November 27, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Okay done! Now what?
no thoughts head empty
November 27, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Cem Karaca is my style role model. Just 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 at this motherfucker. No shade on Barış Manço, but I'm not really a cape guy, you know?

#AnatolianRock #TurkishPsychedelic #CemKaraca
Color photo of Turkish musician, Cem Karaca from the early 70s (I think). Sholder-length hair, baller moustache, sick sunglasses, dark earth tone tweed patterned sportscoat, brown mile-wide collar shirt, and a red ascot type thing. Fuckin gangster. He's standing on a balcony in what I think is still Turkey before he self-exiled to West Germany.
November 26, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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#Junglehouse
Color photo of a bunch of plants on a dining room table with sun filtering through one of them.
November 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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#Midwest guy laundry day
Color picture of 9 questionably different plaid flannel shirts hanging to dry, plus one denim shirt and hi viz hoodie to keep things spicy.
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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How I know my dog is #Minnesotan
Photo of my dog's bowl after eating with like one bite left. She always does this.
November 25, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Yeah, I guess...
The candy aisle in Target (which isn't union so fuck 'em, and yeah I'm ashamed I was there in the first place). The aisle sign says "packaged sugar," instead of "candy" or whatever. Anyway, we should really only be shopping at UFCW-represented grocers.
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Any other 40-somethings' teeth still go on edge thinking about post-show vanity cards?

#sfromhell #vofdoom #nostalgia
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Any fellow blind pet roommates on Bluesky?

#blindcats #blindpets
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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Don't Go in the House (1979)!

boxd.it/132K
Don't Go in the House films poster
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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#recipe for lentil sloppy joes!

My go-to for gatherings because they're vegan (depending on the worcester sauce), non-dairy, and gluten-free (depending on the bun situation). Who doesn't like sloppy joes? Monsters, that's who.

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Lentil Sloppy Joes 4 cups veg. brother 2 cups dry lentils 4 tbsp olive oil 4 minced garlic clover 1 chopped bell pepper 1 large chopped onion 30 oz. tomato sauce (2 cans) 4 tbsp brown sugar 4 tbsp worcester sauce (I use vegan) 4 tsp chili powder 3 tsp cumin pinch paprika salt and pepper as desired Cook lentils in veg. broth; drain and set aside Sautee onion, garlic, and pepper Add everything else Cook on medium-low for 10 minutes
November 18, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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I assembled Mark Scout's watch from #Severance. The green paratrooper #Vostok dial is easy to get, but not the retro case & bezel. Found a nice 90s #Kommandierskie after 7 months of eBay patience. Repaired the old bezel, swapped the cases, updated the straps. Boom. Got me Mark's watch. Easy peasy.
November 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM