Lucas Timmons
lucastimmons.com
Lucas Timmons
@lucastimmons.com
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. I make news-writing robots for the Toronto Star.

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CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG
May 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Arsenal! Champions of Europe!!!! #COYG
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
May 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Friends, if you think 1/3 of the population in the prairies wants to leave Canada you're a deluded fool.
May 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
April 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Someone go find Megan Leslie and let her know it's time. #cdnpoli
April 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Lucas Timmons
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There is only one #ethicalBillionaire. That is the billionaire that spends his or her money as bounties on the heads of every other billionaire.
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey Americans... Any time now would be fine.
April 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Man what a time to be alive. #arsenal
April 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
April 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
April 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Amazing second set by Andreescu. Amazing to see her back out there. #openRouen
April 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Americans. Why aren't you using your 2nd amendment rights to protect your 1st amendment rights? Isn't that precisely why they exist?
April 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The craziest thing about the current problems in the usa is that there is a pretty simple solution. But no one with enough courage.
April 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
That is the most perfect free kick in the history of free kicks. #Arsenal
April 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
DECLAN RICE FOR PRESIDENT
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO?

WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO!?

WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO?!?!!?
April 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Football is so much more enjoyable to watch when it's not the Premier League low-block, no attack, kick your opponents relentlessly because you know the PGMOL is bent, pray for a mistake and counter sludge. #ChampionsLeague #Arsenal
April 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#COYG!!!!!
April 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Great point. If you ever said you'd go back and kill hitler NOW IS YOUR CHANCE 💥💥
We often look back on the seminal moments in our history and wonder "What would I have done?"

This is our moment. This is our time.

We must stand up. We must speak out. We must do everything we can to stop a President who has every intention of destroying our democracy.
April 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
April 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Saka is life! Saka is love! #Arsenal
April 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM