Lucasisacomic
@lucasisacomic.bsky.social
Stand up and Sketch Comic
Currently writing a book
I love Frosted Mini Wheats
Currently writing a book
I love Frosted Mini Wheats
Chubby Christmas baby
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chubby Christmas baby
If I ever catch Miss Rachel smoking think I'm just going to crash out forever.
Nothing is pure anymore
Nothing is pure anymore
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If I ever catch Miss Rachel smoking think I'm just going to crash out forever.
Nothing is pure anymore
Nothing is pure anymore
Maybe Trump owed Bill Clinton like $500 and he couldn't pay right away
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Maybe Trump owed Bill Clinton like $500 and he couldn't pay right away
Rural Americans now don't have food or healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Rural Americans now don't have food or healthcare
I voted for Mayor McCheese
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I voted for Mayor McCheese
Borkin for a treat
My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)
October 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Borkin for a treat
We respect Ms Rachel in this household
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We respect Ms Rachel in this household
I'd use a site lot more if it was more user friendly
Least it's not like Twitter though
Least it's not like Twitter though
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'd use a site lot more if it was more user friendly
Least it's not like Twitter though
Least it's not like Twitter though
Is it just gonna be called Ben ice cream now?
September 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Is it just gonna be called Ben ice cream now?
If only there is some type of registry we could use the monitor gun activity or some type of social programs to stop the mental health crisis Oh if those were possible that we had such money for that
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If only there is some type of registry we could use the monitor gun activity or some type of social programs to stop the mental health crisis Oh if those were possible that we had such money for that
He's like a fat Serpinco
September 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
He's like a fat Serpinco
Imagine you're a Blackstone CEO lying on the floor dying and you sang to yourself "and still...I had it my way"
July 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Imagine you're a Blackstone CEO lying on the floor dying and you sang to yourself "and still...I had it my way"
3:24 in the morning. Eating cereal and writing jokes
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
3:24 in the morning. Eating cereal and writing jokes
Mama I'm Coming Home
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mama I'm Coming Home
I expect this from Oscar the grouch but from Elmo... Our Elmo??
July 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I expect this from Oscar the grouch but from Elmo... Our Elmo??
Listen I don't want to stir any controversy but I did see him burning books okay. Saw him burning books at a rally and I don't want to be that guy but he was wearing a hood. I'm not one to boycott any show.
Also just for the algorithm let's throw in a little free Palestine in there.
Also just for the algorithm let's throw in a little free Palestine in there.
July 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Listen I don't want to stir any controversy but I did see him burning books okay. Saw him burning books at a rally and I don't want to be that guy but he was wearing a hood. I'm not one to boycott any show.
Also just for the algorithm let's throw in a little free Palestine in there.
Also just for the algorithm let's throw in a little free Palestine in there.
I'm bad at Trump impressions so I've decided to just make him sound like The Swedish Chef from Muppets
July 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm bad at Trump impressions so I've decided to just make him sound like The Swedish Chef from Muppets
I think Grover Cleveland would have been a great pimp name if it wasn't for the whole presidency thing
July 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I think Grover Cleveland would have been a great pimp name if it wasn't for the whole presidency thing
I want a sequel to Coach Carter, where Samuel Jackson comes out of retirement to choke out YNs
July 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I want a sequel to Coach Carter, where Samuel Jackson comes out of retirement to choke out YNs
DOJ says that the only Epstein list was the ones we made along the way
July 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
DOJ says that the only Epstein list was the ones we made along the way
There are several episodes of Law & Order SVU that end with the antagonist leaving the courthouse not guilty only to get got by the bereaved family on the courthouse steps. Just a random thought.
July 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There are several episodes of Law & Order SVU that end with the antagonist leaving the courthouse not guilty only to get got by the bereaved family on the courthouse steps. Just a random thought.
F*** this administration
July 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
F*** this administration
Zohran Mamdani having ties to Al-Qaeda is a very strange take considering he would have been in the third grade while the second tower hit.
June 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Zohran Mamdani having ties to Al-Qaeda is a very strange take considering he would have been in the third grade while the second tower hit.
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@opinionhaver.bsky.social’s glonzo theory of american politics is a brilliant and audacious work of political science which explains a great deal about what’s gone wrong in this country
I think @opinionhaver.bsky.social's theory of glonzo kinda explains why Trump thrives in the internet era. People are constantly creating imaginary issues, and Trump has this magic ability to completely go along with it, rather than treating them with the contempt they deserves.
June 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@opinionhaver.bsky.social’s glonzo theory of american politics is a brilliant and audacious work of political science which explains a great deal about what’s gone wrong in this country