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marygillis.bsky.social
Hello, 911? Someone stole my prompt
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It's what you type into a chat thing to make a picture
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It was an oil painting of Santa with giant breasts
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No, not Mrs Claus, Santa
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Technically, the prompt is priceless, but I'll be selling the NFT for $900
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No, they need to come sooner than that
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
dirtdork.bsky.social Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 23d
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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herzoguian.bsky.social
Monka
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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carlosrittl.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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ichnologist.bsky.social
For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨
Cartoon depicting the black silhouette of a brachiosaur (long-necked dinosaur) vomiting from 14 meters (45 feet) above, and two small theropod dinosaurs fleeing from its impact; the deadly result of the impact velocity is shown in the upper right as a partial theropod skeleton with a splatter pattern around it. The cartoon has the following text: Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces "Assuming 50 kg (110 lbs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site," and "Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J Average impact force = 68,600 N." An original figure by me (Anthony J. Martin) in my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014, Pegasus Books).
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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lexmcmenamin.com
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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noethematt.bsky.social
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian. Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned? Dora: Vulgar Language. Panel 2 Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is. Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES! Panel 3 Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter. Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude. Panel 4 Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t". Olivia: Now I have to read it. Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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gunstreet.bsky.social
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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amodistadodesterro.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/rIcTI...

Não é mais um "cursinho online".
É seu passaporte para o conhecimento total sobre a moda vitoriana.
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THE GILDED AGE | Os segredos do figurino que você não vê!
YouTube video by A Modista do Desterro
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September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
Man, I just read a quote from Carrie Fisher that's going to be burned into my brain forever.

"Things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards."
August 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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cintcha.bsky.social
dia, mores.
trago palavras.
vieram daqui: outraspalavras.net/crise-civili... e espero que cheguem bem nos corações cansados
print de um texto que diz o seguinte: É possível que já não nos caiba a tarefa heroica - e profundamente arrogante - de salvar a civilização como a conhecemos. Talvez isso não seja apenas impossível, mas também indesejável. Talvez nossa responsabilidade seja outra: acompanhar seu fim com sabedoria, justiça e compaixão. Não como quem espera uma catástrofe mundial, mas como quem se prepara para um parto difícil; não como salvadores, mas como cuidadores da transição, guardiões da dignidade no limiar de um mundo que se esgota e outro que mal começa a nascer.
June 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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aaliyahxx.bsky.social
SOS! the volunteers on 'Madleen' have been kidnapped by Israeli forces.
Thiago Avila is a citizen of Brazil.
Pressure their foreign ministries and help us keep them safe!

Email : portal@itamaraty.gov.br
X : ItamaratyGovBr
IG : @itamaratygovbr
FB : @Ministerio das relacoes exteriroes
June 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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arnaldobranco.bsky.social
O papel da imprensa é criminalizar todos os protestos legítimos e vinte anos depois escrever sobre como eles foram importantes
June 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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aubreyjones.bsky.social
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. Tristan Kern de Gonzales
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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alinemghilardi.bsky.social
Bom dia, e #IrritatorBelongstoBR!! 🦖🇧🇷
Acho q chamamos suficiente a atenção do museu e fomos vistos. Mas está na 🕜 de “irritar” as autoridades alemãs. Pq a decisão final é delas.

Comente em qualquer postagem aqui: bsky.app/profile/mwk-...

Mas PRINCIPALMENTE aqui: www.instagram.com/p/DBJS-QksfN...
April 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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phejaum.bsky.social
Achei isso tão forte e verdadeiro...
March 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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shankmods.bsky.social
New video. This one has been in the works for over 2 years. I think this is the best story I will ever tell on my YouTube channel.
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What Happened to the World's Largest Tube TV?
YouTube video by Shank Mods
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December 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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ryot.bsky.social
Ou seja o algoritmo do threads é igual a porcaria do YouTube, vc pesquisou ou curtiu uma parada uma vez eles vai te afogar nisso até você odiar
September 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #474,154!
September 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM