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🍕 L.T. Vargus 🍕
@ltvargus.bsky.social
I'm Lex. I write books that are "full of gore and evil" according to one reader. http://ltvargus.com/books

My stupid posts:
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Me when everyone on the plane is laughing at the pilot's corny jokes over the PA
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have to brag about this peach tart I made because usually my desserts taste great but look like someone stepped on them
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
July 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This ratty old door mat has been here since before we moved in and I keep meaning to throw it out. But the bobcat kittens loved it so much I think I'll keep it just for them. 🤣
July 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
More bobcat action. Mom DNGAF that we were sitting right on the other side of the glass. She went and laid back down after this and I could hear her purring. 😻
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
BOBCAT ALERT! BOBCAT ALERT! A mama and two babies!!!!
July 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My new book is out! It chills. It thrills. It barbecue grills. (It also does a number of things that I won't mention here because they don't rhyme. Nothing rhymes with murder. Except "girder," I guess. And "sheepherder.")

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY5M5KZ2
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
(And now you're wondering if all my skeets about disposing of dead bodies are real too)
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just when I thought billionaires couldn't get any dumber
April 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
this is my ideal date except the grapes are cheetos
April 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It appears we've got our very own Pooh Bear Bandit here in Santa Fe
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Ghost. He's 13 and recently decided his favorite thing is ✨blanket forts✨ so I make him a new one every day
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Nobody fucks with the Lisan al Gaib!"
January 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pro tip for the ladies: always keep a fake blood capsule tucked in your cheek in case a man tells you to smile
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
And a Happy Hanukkah to you bunch of no-goodniks
December 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM
The ONLY nativity scene allowed in my house:
December 23, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Dog tax:
November 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Holy beans! Dark Passage (Violet Darger #7) is FREE on Amazon worldwide through Thursday, May 2nd!
April 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Babe wake up... new serial killer thriller just dropped.

Now available on Amazon in ebook, paperback, and kindle unlimited. Get your copy now: bookgoodies.com/a/B0CTJ7V8Y4
March 1, 2024 at 12:03 AM
What was the best book you read in January?

It was a good month of reading for me. No DNFs! My favorite of the bunch was probably Marathon Man.
February 7, 2024 at 3:36 PM
👀 I spy with my little eye, something new in the Victor Loshak universe...
February 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
One of my favorite books (the favorite?) in the Violet Darger series is free right now! Grab it: bookgoodies.com/a/B0B11FJX76
November 15, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Happy 10 year adoption-versary to Benny, who also just turned 15.
November 15, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Aaaaaand now it's stuck in my head...
October 21, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Halloween nails 2.0
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!
October 15, 2023 at 9:17 PM