🍕 L.T. Vargus 🍕
@ltvargus.bsky.social
I'm Lex. I write books that are "full of gore and evil" according to one reader. http://ltvargus.com/books
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Me when everyone on the plane is laughing at the pilot's corny jokes over the PA
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me when everyone on the plane is laughing at the pilot's corny jokes over the PA
I have to brag about this peach tart I made because usually my desserts taste great but look like someone stepped on them
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have to brag about this peach tart I made because usually my desserts taste great but look like someone stepped on them
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
July 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
This ratty old door mat has been here since before we moved in and I keep meaning to throw it out. But the bobcat kittens loved it so much I think I'll keep it just for them. 🤣
July 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This ratty old door mat has been here since before we moved in and I keep meaning to throw it out. But the bobcat kittens loved it so much I think I'll keep it just for them. 🤣
More bobcat action. Mom DNGAF that we were sitting right on the other side of the glass. She went and laid back down after this and I could hear her purring. 😻
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
More bobcat action. Mom DNGAF that we were sitting right on the other side of the glass. She went and laid back down after this and I could hear her purring. 😻
BOBCAT ALERT! BOBCAT ALERT! A mama and two babies!!!!
July 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
BOBCAT ALERT! BOBCAT ALERT! A mama and two babies!!!!
My new book is out! It chills. It thrills. It barbecue grills. (It also does a number of things that I won't mention here because they don't rhyme. Nothing rhymes with murder. Except "girder," I guess. And "sheepherder.")
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY5M5KZ2
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY5M5KZ2
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My new book is out! It chills. It thrills. It barbecue grills. (It also does a number of things that I won't mention here because they don't rhyme. Nothing rhymes with murder. Except "girder," I guess. And "sheepherder.")
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY5M5KZ2
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DY5M5KZ2
(And now you're wondering if all my skeets about disposing of dead bodies are real too)
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
(And now you're wondering if all my skeets about disposing of dead bodies are real too)
Just when I thought billionaires couldn't get any dumber
April 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just when I thought billionaires couldn't get any dumber
this is my ideal date except the grapes are cheetos
April 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is my ideal date except the grapes are cheetos
It appears we've got our very own Pooh Bear Bandit here in Santa Fe
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It appears we've got our very own Pooh Bear Bandit here in Santa Fe
This is Ghost. He's 13 and recently decided his favorite thing is ✨blanket forts✨ so I make him a new one every day
January 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is Ghost. He's 13 and recently decided his favorite thing is ✨blanket forts✨ so I make him a new one every day
"Nobody fucks with the Lisan al Gaib!"
January 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Nobody fucks with the Lisan al Gaib!"
Pro tip for the ladies: always keep a fake blood capsule tucked in your cheek in case a man tells you to smile
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Pro tip for the ladies: always keep a fake blood capsule tucked in your cheek in case a man tells you to smile
And a Happy Hanukkah to you bunch of no-goodniks
December 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM
And a Happy Hanukkah to you bunch of no-goodniks
The ONLY nativity scene allowed in my house:
December 23, 2024 at 2:24 PM
The ONLY nativity scene allowed in my house:
Holy beans! Dark Passage (Violet Darger #7) is FREE on Amazon worldwide through Thursday, May 2nd!
April 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Holy beans! Dark Passage (Violet Darger #7) is FREE on Amazon worldwide through Thursday, May 2nd!
Babe wake up... new serial killer thriller just dropped.
Now available on Amazon in ebook, paperback, and kindle unlimited. Get your copy now: bookgoodies.com/a/B0CTJ7V8Y4
Now available on Amazon in ebook, paperback, and kindle unlimited. Get your copy now: bookgoodies.com/a/B0CTJ7V8Y4
March 1, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Babe wake up... new serial killer thriller just dropped.
Now available on Amazon in ebook, paperback, and kindle unlimited. Get your copy now: bookgoodies.com/a/B0CTJ7V8Y4
Now available on Amazon in ebook, paperback, and kindle unlimited. Get your copy now: bookgoodies.com/a/B0CTJ7V8Y4
What was the best book you read in January?
It was a good month of reading for me. No DNFs! My favorite of the bunch was probably Marathon Man.
It was a good month of reading for me. No DNFs! My favorite of the bunch was probably Marathon Man.
February 7, 2024 at 3:36 PM
What was the best book you read in January?
It was a good month of reading for me. No DNFs! My favorite of the bunch was probably Marathon Man.
It was a good month of reading for me. No DNFs! My favorite of the bunch was probably Marathon Man.
👀 I spy with my little eye, something new in the Victor Loshak universe...
February 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
👀 I spy with my little eye, something new in the Victor Loshak universe...
One of my favorite books (the favorite?) in the Violet Darger series is free right now! Grab it: bookgoodies.com/a/B0B11FJX76
November 15, 2023 at 5:20 PM
One of my favorite books (the favorite?) in the Violet Darger series is free right now! Grab it: bookgoodies.com/a/B0B11FJX76
Happy 10 year adoption-versary to Benny, who also just turned 15.
November 15, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Happy 10 year adoption-versary to Benny, who also just turned 15.
Aaaaaand now it's stuck in my head...
October 21, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Aaaaaand now it's stuck in my head...
Halloween nails 2.0
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!
October 15, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Halloween nails 2.0
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!
Pumpkins and eyeballs and skulls, oh my!