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hairy-son.bsky.social
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
Jimmy the frog stands holding a tiny easel and paintbrush next to a canvas several times larger than his body with ten small flies painted on it. Heathcliff looks on appreciatively, and Iggy says "It's Jimmy's latest work, 'Ten Flies'."
January 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors
Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together. I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country I don't like your oil, Trump, you're going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian. So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last. You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom. You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid. They are the United States and before them I kneel, before no one else. Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs. My land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete. You will never rule us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, who is called Bolívar, opposes us. Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today's Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered. I raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA, Your blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will give it your sweetness. FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY. I am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same. Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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thetallblonde.bsky.social
being on bluesky
Tweet from furby Hancock: Waiter: so how is everything? Me: great! Waiter: (disgusted) even war?
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
January 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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sacredmonster.bsky.social
balatro you’ll always be game of the year to me
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
Heathcliff and a dog catcher are in a hot air balloon with DOG CATCHER emblazoned on its side. They float above three pugs running away from them. The dog catcher looks down at the pugs and says "We need a faster vehicle."
December 6, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
Art teacher TO CLASS: REMEMBER CLASS ANYTHING CAN BE ART EXCEPT WHAT BORBY DREW TODAY BOBBY DREW PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDERMAN *PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDDERMAN* BOBBY HAS CREATED THE OPPOSITE OF ART
November 30, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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fossilheads.bsky.social
#fossilheads
The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information
November 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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othatsraspberry.com
when the feral big boss genes kick in
President Sears from MGS prepares to pardon a turkey, he then looks down at it and starts licking his lips and sweating
November 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
29 Nov 2024
Grandpa Nutmeg, Iggy, and Heathcliff are on a couch in front of a TV, all fast asleep. Grandma Nutmeg is watching them affectionately and says "My boys."
November 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
26 Nov 2024
A plumber wearing a pilgrim outfit complete with buckle hat is working on a sink, his pants down and showing his buttcrack. Heathcliff, Grandma Nutmeg, and Iggy look at him with blank expressions. Iggy says "This is the pilgrim plumber's busy season."
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
25 Nov 2024
Heathcliff sits on a horse wearing an old-fashioned fox hunting uniform and blowing on a horn. A group of yams with faces and legs run away from him, chattering "Yam" to each other. Two birds watch, and one of them says "It's the traditional yam hunt."
November 25, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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andrewpanton.bsky.social
For the Falcon event this month my Mom is answering questions submitted by Falcons. We just recorded it and I'm so incredibly proud of her. It's something so out of her comfort but she was engaging and fearless in her emotional honesty. She's remarkable and I love her so much.
November 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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localthunk.com
Almost exactly 3 years ago I started making a weirdo card game on my laptop because I had a few weeks of vacation to burn and thought it'd be a fun little project for me and my friends

No idea how to describe just how absurd this all feels
November 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
20 Sep 2024
Jimmy the frog and Heathcliff are standing in beekeeper costumes in front of what looks like a bee habitat, surrounded by swarms of little bugs. Two birds watch from a tree, and one of them comments "You don't see many fly keepers."
November 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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localthunk.com
We are so back
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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liamwong.com
Photographs I took of game creator, Hideo Kojima.
Photograph of game creator Hideo Kojima. He’s wearing stylish sunglasses at night. Director of Death Stranding, Metal Gear Solid, Snatcher. #gaming #videogames Hideo Kojima back shot. Hideo Kojima in a bright sci-fi styled hallway mid-dancing pose with his company mascot, Ludens behind him. Close-up of Hideo Kojima at night, wearing sunglasses.
November 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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alexaray.bsky.social
Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved
July 4, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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localthunk.com
Crazy crazy day, so many messages of love and support from amazing people I have had the pleasure to meet these past couple years. In total disbelief

Balatro Game Awards nominations for:
Best Mobile Game
Best Independent Game
Best Debut Indie
Best Game Direction, AND
Game of the Year
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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localthunk.com
Can’t believe they all still think Wheel of Fortune has 1 in 4 odds
November 18, 2024 at 9:42 AM
ltfanfiction.bsky.social
BALATRO SUPREMACY. CONGRATS @localthunk.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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ffrancavilla.bsky.social
SPANISH MOSS SWAMP THING
Swamp Thing standing in a swamp full of Spanish moss
November 17, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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kylegriffin1.bsky.social
NBC News confirms: Pete Hegseth paid a woman an undisclosed amount after she accused him of sexual assault.

Hegseth's attorney says Hegseth paid the woman in 2023 but maintains the woman lied. @MSNBC
November 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
bird sounds
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM