L. R. J. Allen
@lrjallenauthor.bsky.social
Author of horror and suspense fiction. THE EYELESS: a tale of cosmic terror, is on sale now. He/Him.
Tickets booked for Weapons. Far more excited about seeing this than any other film so far this year.
July 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Tickets booked for Weapons. Far more excited about seeing this than any other film so far this year.
While the wife watches Harry Potter, I’m cracking on with this. Man alive those first 50 pages are intense.
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
While the wife watches Harry Potter, I’m cracking on with this. Man alive those first 50 pages are intense.
It’s a bit warm at the gym.
May 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s a bit warm at the gym.
Started playing with format for a new short story. Kind of a fun exercise in finding alternative ways to invoke fear.
May 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Started playing with format for a new short story. Kind of a fun exercise in finding alternative ways to invoke fear.
I used to be such a fan of Neal Asher. He was my favourite author for a long time. But, alas, he’s become yet another author that’s picked a hill to die on I find disappointing and disagreeable.
Do better Neal.
Do better Neal.
April 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I used to be such a fan of Neal Asher. He was my favourite author for a long time. But, alas, he’s become yet another author that’s picked a hill to die on I find disappointing and disagreeable.
Do better Neal.
Do better Neal.
Bank holiday Monday.
April 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bank holiday Monday.
Sadly, this book isn’t going to finish itself.
March 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sadly, this book isn’t going to finish itself.
First book haul in a year. It’s like early Christmas 😂
March 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
First book haul in a year. It’s like early Christmas 😂
Adolescence on Netflix. It’s probably one of the most emotionally devastating pieces of TV in recent memory. It’s honestly perfect: one of those rare achievements where everything works so well you forget you’re watching tv. It’s a masterpiece in every sense of the word.
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Adolescence on Netflix. It’s probably one of the most emotionally devastating pieces of TV in recent memory. It’s honestly perfect: one of those rare achievements where everything works so well you forget you’re watching tv. It’s a masterpiece in every sense of the word.
When your brother asks for a sensible photo.
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When your brother asks for a sensible photo.
Gotta love Amazon recommending you’re own book 🤦🏼♂️
February 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Gotta love Amazon recommending you’re own book 🤦🏼♂️
After DNFing two pretty risible thrillers (Blood Orange by Harriet Tyce and Runaway by Peter May, if you’re curious), I figured it was time to give this big o’bastard a go.
February 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
After DNFing two pretty risible thrillers (Blood Orange by Harriet Tyce and Runaway by Peter May, if you’re curious), I figured it was time to give this big o’bastard a go.
Not sure what’s happening on Amazon, but I can categorically say that Blood Lies in the Pages is longer than 1 page 🤣
February 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Not sure what’s happening on Amazon, but I can categorically say that Blood Lies in the Pages is longer than 1 page 🤣
Full cover reveal for my next book, BLOOD LIES IN THE PAGES: a collection of deliciously evil and bloody tales to make you shudder.
Releasing 30th June 2025.
Releasing 30th June 2025.
February 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Full cover reveal for my next book, BLOOD LIES IN THE PAGES: a collection of deliciously evil and bloody tales to make you shudder.
Releasing 30th June 2025.
Releasing 30th June 2025.
My wife gave me a massage as my upper back was feeling tense. I forgot she’s trained as a masseuse. That was rather painful 😂
February 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My wife gave me a massage as my upper back was feeling tense. I forgot she’s trained as a masseuse. That was rather painful 😂
I can think of worse reading companions.
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I can think of worse reading companions.
Time for Part 8.
January 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Time for Part 8.
RIP David Lynch. Few filmmakers have captured nightmares so authentically than him. A damn shame.
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
RIP David Lynch. Few filmmakers have captured nightmares so authentically than him. A damn shame.
The only book I received this Xmas. Shocking I know 😂 Let’s see if it’s any good.
December 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
The only book I received this Xmas. Shocking I know 😂 Let’s see if it’s any good.
Drive time mother fuckers.
December 6, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Drive time mother fuckers.
Thoughts on Wicked.
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Thoughts on Wicked.
It’s officially Christmas in the Allen household.
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 PM
It’s officially Christmas in the Allen household.