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@lrdslvrhnd.bsky.social
He/him/whatever (hey, it's good enough for The Great Gonzo)
Lover of cats & books. Not literally, get your minds out of the sewer and back into the gutter.
Technically Independent, but fuck Trump, MAGA, and any members of the GOP enabling them.
Lover of cats & books. Not literally, get your minds out of the sewer and back into the gutter.
Technically Independent, but fuck Trump, MAGA, and any members of the GOP enabling them.
And the Battleship novelization!
May 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And the Battleship novelization!
...and that's assuming he's actually donated any of his salary, which I don't.
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
...and that's assuming he's actually donated any of his salary, which I don't.
Because he can. Because past experience has shown that nobody is going to stop him and he'll get away with it.
January 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Because he can. Because past experience has shown that nobody is going to stop him and he'll get away with it.
That was my first thought as well.
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
That was my first thought as well.
I'm only still there because it's fun trying to get banned.
January 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'm only still there because it's fun trying to get banned.
I mean, if the attraction is a certain felonious President's grave and there's somebody selling water to raise money for charity, it might be...
January 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I mean, if the attraction is a certain felonious President's grave and there's somebody selling water to raise money for charity, it might be...
1, 2, 8 if I have Lactaid and there's a bread bowl. Or just the bread bowl, worth the result.
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
1, 2, 8 if I have Lactaid and there's a bread bowl. Or just the bread bowl, worth the result.
Except no, he didn't, and you're an idiot.
First of all, Ashli Whassrrfsce wasn't innocent. She was breaching a barrier she had been repeatedly told not to. She was entering a space, with force and aggression, where she shouldn't ought have been.
Second of all, that was another cop, numbskull.
First of all, Ashli Whassrrfsce wasn't innocent. She was breaching a barrier she had been repeatedly told not to. She was entering a space, with force and aggression, where she shouldn't ought have been.
Second of all, that was another cop, numbskull.
January 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Except no, he didn't, and you're an idiot.
First of all, Ashli Whassrrfsce wasn't innocent. She was breaching a barrier she had been repeatedly told not to. She was entering a space, with force and aggression, where she shouldn't ought have been.
Second of all, that was another cop, numbskull.
First of all, Ashli Whassrrfsce wasn't innocent. She was breaching a barrier she had been repeatedly told not to. She was entering a space, with force and aggression, where she shouldn't ought have been.
Second of all, that was another cop, numbskull.
I was just on a J6 thread and I think I blocked more MAGAts in minutes than I did all last year.
January 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I was just on a J6 thread and I think I blocked more MAGAts in minutes than I did all last year.
"Okay, the results are in, you're a misogynistic dumbass. Seems to check out..."
January 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"Okay, the results are in, you're a misogynistic dumbass. Seems to check out..."
Nah, it's Xhitter. Gotta have that "h" in there for proper pronunciation...
December 29, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Nah, it's Xhitter. Gotta have that "h" in there for proper pronunciation...
Teach me your ways, kind sir! I was trying *hard* to get banned for a while but the closest I ever got was getting limited for "threatening language" because of a response telling somebody they should just stay home and... do things Trump suggested regarding bleach, in a post complaining about drs.
December 29, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Teach me your ways, kind sir! I was trying *hard* to get banned for a while but the closest I ever got was getting limited for "threatening language" because of a response telling somebody they should just stay home and... do things Trump suggested regarding bleach, in a post complaining about drs.
I feel like the "very qualified people" line is an even bigger lie, though...
December 19, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I feel like the "very qualified people" line is an even bigger lie, though...
Yeah no she's a sex toy and a trophy/conquest to him, especially given that age differential.
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Yeah no she's a sex toy and a trophy/conquest to him, especially given that age differential.
Well sure. How can we properly celebrate him if we don't know who he is?
December 9, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Well sure. How can we properly celebrate him if we don't know who he is?
"I didn't kill her because she gave me an STD, I killed her because she walked away! I should totally get a lighter sentence for that!"
December 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
"I didn't kill her because she gave me an STD, I killed her because she walked away! I should totally get a lighter sentence for that!"
With three you summon eggroll.
Also I still chuckle at the post I saw referring to the second movie as "Beetledeuce" and saying they'll call a third movie "Threetlejuice".
Also I still chuckle at the post I saw referring to the second movie as "Beetledeuce" and saying they'll call a third movie "Threetlejuice".
December 7, 2024 at 6:14 AM
With three you summon eggroll.
Also I still chuckle at the post I saw referring to the second movie as "Beetledeuce" and saying they'll call a third movie "Threetlejuice".
Also I still chuckle at the post I saw referring to the second movie as "Beetledeuce" and saying they'll call a third movie "Threetlejuice".
"But the leopards weren't supposed to eat MY face!"
December 5, 2024 at 6:31 PM
"But the leopards weren't supposed to eat MY face!"
Great, that's awesome, thanks!
December 2, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Great, that's awesome, thanks!
Except all my calls are from AI anymore. That long pause, click, and "Hello?" like *I'd* called *them* are very telltale.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Except all my calls are from AI anymore. That long pause, click, and "Hello?" like *I'd* called *them* are very telltale.
Mu uncle answered, "Joe's Bar & Grill, Grill speaking."
December 1, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Mu uncle answered, "Joe's Bar & Grill, Grill speaking."