It took the Murdoch family's stable of professional liars forever to declare Mikie Sherrill the winner in New Jersey. They kept saying that it was "too early" to call the race. But in the end, all of their wishful thinking could not forestall the inevitable.

And by "voter reform" Trump really means "I'm going to use the Insurrection Act as a pretext to cancel the midterm elections".

Praise Jesus! I'd send you a donation, but as the vicar of the Pennsylvania Church of Parking Lot Management I have my own flock to tend. Bless you for doing God's work, sister!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer Gantry

That's what he said as he wiped the orange spooge off his face.

Speaking of Cheney, we may soon once again hear the words that he made famous 22 years ago when he said "We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators". This time we'll be invading Venezuela instead of Iraq. And there are 303 billion reasons why!🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...

J.D. Vance changes occupations frequently as well. From soldier to novelist to lawyer to seed investor to U.S. Senator to bearded gurney grinder monkey for the convicted felon in the White House.

A tip of Uncle Sam's top hat to you and everyone across this broad land who volunteered to work the polls on Election Day. So glad to see that the Election Rigging Response Act won decisively tonight in the great state of California!

According to the Louisiana Department of Health, about 800,000 state residents rely upon SNAP benefits. I'll bet that those people are thrilled that phony baloney "Christian" Mike Johnson keeps refusing to extend ACA tax credits to the millions of Americans who stand to lose their healthcare.

The ballroom is a ruse for the expansion of a bunker beneath the East Wing. Portraits of Hitler, Himmler, and Albert Speer will adorn the walls, hanging underneath glittering festoons which will feature swastikas of golf leaf. Trump's head will be sculpted atop a replica of Michaelangelo's "David".

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