The people who are upset about the remodel of the White House bathroom that Trump uses aren't taking into consideration the fact that the toilet seat has to hold the weight of a pig. And the marble surfaces make it easier to clean if he misses the bowl in an emergency.

The people who were apoplectic when statues of Confederate traitors were removed from public places because "history was being erased" are positively giddy that the convicted felon is demolishing the East Wing of the White House and replacing it with something that will resemble this.

"Don't put on any airs when you're down on Rue Morgue Avenue. They've got some hungry women there, and they'll really make a mess out of you."

And that kind of of reminds of this one.
"He's so respectable!"