Aaron Tinsman
@lowstakesexpert.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Help I only have $3 and have to make a difficult choice
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Help I only have $3 and have to make a difficult choice
AI knows that Trumplestiltskin can also do the weave
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
AI knows that Trumplestiltskin can also do the weave
Roses are red, the whole administration’s gotta go,
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Roses are red, the whole administration’s gotta go,
Happy birthday, @erinjoy.bsky.social. I adore you, I’m proud of you, and I love the way you show up for our family and our life together. You make the ordinary feel meaningful, and I’m better because I get to walk beside you. ❤️
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Happy birthday, @erinjoy.bsky.social. I adore you, I’m proud of you, and I love the way you show up for our family and our life together. You make the ordinary feel meaningful, and I’m better because I get to walk beside you. ❤️
With all the news it’s hard to hold onto hope and keep your head up and it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks but for the love of all that is holy, please don’t lose sight of the fact that this Guy Fieri
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
With all the news it’s hard to hold onto hope and keep your head up and it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks but for the love of all that is holy, please don’t lose sight of the fact that this Guy Fieri
Wake up fam, new concepts of a plan just dropped
January 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Wake up fam, new concepts of a plan just dropped
🚨🚨 Susan Collins has raised her heightened state of awareness from “concerned” to “troubled” 🚨🚨
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
🚨🚨 Susan Collins has raised her heightened state of awareness from “concerned” to “troubled” 🚨🚨
“It’s important to keep transition plans confidential,” declared Marco Rubio, “it’s a very private thing, it’s really nobody’s business, and it should be kept between the patient and their doctor”
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
“It’s important to keep transition plans confidential,” declared Marco Rubio, “it’s a very private thing, it’s really nobody’s business, and it should be kept between the patient and their doctor”
Happy Sunday!!
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Happy Sunday!!
Is it AI or is it Chappell Ronan Farrow? There’s just no way of knowing.
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is it AI or is it Chappell Ronan Farrow? There’s just no way of knowing.
Haters will tell you AI is garbage when Miley Cyrus the Great exist
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Haters will tell you AI is garbage when Miley Cyrus the Great exist
Riddle me this, friends and viewing public - if AI is a mistake, then explain Kristi Garden Gnome
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Riddle me this, friends and viewing public - if AI is a mistake, then explain Kristi Garden Gnome
My theory involves something I was calling the hotness versus creepiness line, which I will now be calling the Goldblum-Murray Line™️ going forward
Jeff is above the line, Bill is below
Jeff is above the line, Bill is below
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My theory involves something I was calling the hotness versus creepiness line, which I will now be calling the Goldblum-Murray Line™️ going forward
Jeff is above the line, Bill is below
Jeff is above the line, Bill is below
Happy Sunday!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy Sunday!!
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Sen. Graham, reportedly fanning himself: “My stars and garters! This is a direct threat to the privacy of every hardworking American, especially those of us with…let’s call them specialized apps. How is a charming, well-mannered, eligible Southern senator meant to thrive under these conditions?”
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sen. Graham, reportedly fanning himself: “My stars and garters! This is a direct threat to the privacy of every hardworking American, especially those of us with…let’s call them specialized apps. How is a charming, well-mannered, eligible Southern senator meant to thrive under these conditions?”
Hang it in the Louvre (so I can steal it)
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hang it in the Louvre (so I can steal it)
Art of the Deal-in-chief’s party holds a trifecta, but he’s weak and can’t get it done. Can’t even lead his own party when he has both chambers of congress and a blanket go ahead from SCOTUS.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Art of the Deal-in-chief’s party holds a trifecta, but he’s weak and can’t get it done. Can’t even lead his own party when he has both chambers of congress and a blanket go ahead from SCOTUS.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Me, anytime I beat anyone in anything:
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, anytime I beat anyone in anything:
If AI was a mistake, then explain Idris Alba Edison. Checkmate, Atheists.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If AI was a mistake, then explain Idris Alba Edison. Checkmate, Atheists.
Scientists have confirmed three moons if you count yo’ mama
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Scientists have confirmed three moons if you count yo’ mama
Happy Sunday!!
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Sunday!!
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October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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