Aaron Tinsman
@lowstakesexpert.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Guys, I’m worried. What if Turning Point USA doesn’t have enough fireworks leftover from the funeral to have a successful halftime show?
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Guys, I’m worried. What if Turning Point USA doesn’t have enough fireworks leftover from the funeral to have a successful halftime show?
Help I only have $3 and have to make a difficult choice
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Help I only have $3 and have to make a difficult choice
I, Donald Trump, am suing DONALD TRUMP’S IRS, which treated me VERY unfairly. But only TRUMP is strong enough to negotiate with TRUMP, so we’re reaching a GREAT deal like you’ve never seen. Settling early, saving taxpayers BILLIONS, and paying myself FAST. Nobody wins like this. SO MUCH WINNING!
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I, Donald Trump, am suing DONALD TRUMP’S IRS, which treated me VERY unfairly. But only TRUMP is strong enough to negotiate with TRUMP, so we’re reaching a GREAT deal like you’ve never seen. Settling early, saving taxpayers BILLIONS, and paying myself FAST. Nobody wins like this. SO MUCH WINNING!
Calm down guys, I’m sure Elon Musk was just trying to party with Jeffrey Epstein for the articles
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Calm down guys, I’m sure Elon Musk was just trying to party with Jeffrey Epstein for the articles
Anyone want to go see the Melania movie with me?
I don’t want to watch it, per se. I do want to be able to say I’ve seen Melania more this year than her husband has. I figure I’ll be good to duck out after the first 12 minutes or so.
I don’t want to watch it, per se. I do want to be able to say I’ve seen Melania more this year than her husband has. I figure I’ll be good to duck out after the first 12 minutes or so.
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Anyone want to go see the Melania movie with me?
I don’t want to watch it, per se. I do want to be able to say I’ve seen Melania more this year than her husband has. I figure I’ll be good to duck out after the first 12 minutes or so.
I don’t want to watch it, per se. I do want to be able to say I’ve seen Melania more this year than her husband has. I figure I’ll be good to duck out after the first 12 minutes or so.
Hand stuff:
I'm annoyed because our effort seems good irt to ball movement and rotations yet the results not matching process.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Hand stuff:
Everybody Hates Chris (2005-2008):
Julius is right tho
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Everybody Hates Chris (2005-2008):
In the words of our greatest philosopher, Ginuwine, “Girl, when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off”
Insightful. A modern parable about giving and receiving.
I promise that you won't want to get off”
Insightful. A modern parable about giving and receiving.
February 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In the words of our greatest philosopher, Ginuwine, “Girl, when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off”
Insightful. A modern parable about giving and receiving.
I promise that you won't want to get off”
Insightful. A modern parable about giving and receiving.
Anyway, nipple ring dresses have never even occurred to me as a possibility, and I’m appalled to learn that my imagination has limits
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Anyway, nipple ring dresses have never even occurred to me as a possibility, and I’m appalled to learn that my imagination has limits
The TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER closing for a total renovation, not enough GOLD, not enough TRUMP STATUES, people have said it for YEARS. We’ll fix it fast and BEAUTIFULLY, and it will help drive your record high sleepy joe grocery prices DOWN. Culture and affordability, both fixed. You’re welcome!
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER closing for a total renovation, not enough GOLD, not enough TRUMP STATUES, people have said it for YEARS. We’ll fix it fast and BEAUTIFULLY, and it will help drive your record high sleepy joe grocery prices DOWN. Culture and affordability, both fixed. You’re welcome!
AI knows that Trumplestiltskin can also do the weave
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
AI knows that Trumplestiltskin can also do the weave
The BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL, my wall, greatest border project ever, is being finished at RECORD SPEED. Mexico IS paying, tariffs bringing in BILLIONS because of my PERFECT strategy. Nobody builds, negotiates, or wins like me. Two weeks. TOTAL VICTORY. LOSERS in shambles!
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL, my wall, greatest border project ever, is being finished at RECORD SPEED. Mexico IS paying, tariffs bringing in BILLIONS because of my PERFECT strategy. Nobody builds, negotiates, or wins like me. Two weeks. TOTAL VICTORY. LOSERS in shambles!
Melania’s son the second he gets to join a fraternity:
The Baron is IN!
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Melania’s son the second he gets to join a fraternity:
new Rock Paper Scissors just dropped
Flop Chop thunder
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
new Rock Paper Scissors just dropped
Roses are red, the whole administration’s gotta go,
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Roses are red, the whole administration’s gotta go,
Jeffrey was a NOBODY, total nobody. I made him famous. But also EVERYBODY knew him, so of course I knew him, that’s called SUCCESS. I drew a PERFECT birthday card, tremendous taste. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Jeffrey was a NOBODY, total nobody. I made him famous. But also EVERYBODY knew him, so of course I knew him, that’s called SUCCESS. I drew a PERFECT birthday card, tremendous taste. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.
Having formerly been an athlete and a single tall, blue-eyed boy, I’ll say this: I see a lot fewer of my friends naked now than I used to.
a man is standing in front of a tree with a quote from the movie lord of the rings .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a tree with a quote from the movie lord of the rings .
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January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Having formerly been an athlete and a single tall, blue-eyed boy, I’ll say this: I see a lot fewer of my friends naked now than I used to.
Sorry LOSERS and HATERS. Effective immediately, TRUMP UNIVERSITY is the ONLY fully accredited school in our GREAT COUNTRY. Others try, they FAIL, very sad. We need TOTAL REEDUCATION IMMEDIATELY, done RIGHT, done FAST, done the TRUMP WAY. Thank you for your attention to this very important matter. 🇺🇸
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Sorry LOSERS and HATERS. Effective immediately, TRUMP UNIVERSITY is the ONLY fully accredited school in our GREAT COUNTRY. Others try, they FAIL, very sad. We need TOTAL REEDUCATION IMMEDIATELY, done RIGHT, done FAST, done the TRUMP WAY. Thank you for your attention to this very important matter. 🇺🇸
Unstoppable force meets unmovable object, but it’s a Jet2 holiday trying to out pizza the hut
…is that something?
…is that something?
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Unstoppable force meets unmovable object, but it’s a Jet2 holiday trying to out pizza the hut
…is that something?
…is that something?
We had 9 wars. People forget this. Very bad wars. I said no more wars and they STOPPED. Just like that. Leaders calling, crying, thanking ME. WORLD PEACE now, very quiet, very beautiful. I’m not doing it for the Noble Prize, never asked, but everyone’s saying it. Historic. Nobody’s ever done this.
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
We had 9 wars. People forget this. Very bad wars. I said no more wars and they STOPPED. Just like that. Leaders calling, crying, thanking ME. WORLD PEACE now, very quiet, very beautiful. I’m not doing it for the Noble Prize, never asked, but everyone’s saying it. Historic. Nobody’s ever done this.
CRIME is SOLVED. EVERY CRIME. Record LOWS like never before. The so-called experts are STUNNED. I didn’t do it for the thanks (many are calling anyway), I did it because I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. Streets are SAFE. USA STRONG! TOTAL VICTORY.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
CRIME is SOLVED. EVERY CRIME. Record LOWS like never before. The so-called experts are STUNNED. I didn’t do it for the thanks (many are calling anyway), I did it because I LOVE THIS COUNTRY. Streets are SAFE. USA STRONG! TOTAL VICTORY.
Just approved SPECIAL BIGGER TAX BREAKS for anyone that owns golf courses and very RESPECTFULLY BURIES their dead wives AND/OR mistresses there. This was a big problem, few talk about it. We love the mistresses, don’t we? Can’t forget the mistresses. Smart policy. Tremendous. You’re welcome. USA!!!
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Just approved SPECIAL BIGGER TAX BREAKS for anyone that owns golf courses and very RESPECTFULLY BURIES their dead wives AND/OR mistresses there. This was a big problem, few talk about it. We love the mistresses, don’t we? Can’t forget the mistresses. Smart policy. Tremendous. You’re welcome. USA!!!
People are saying it’s the MOST BEAUTIFUL ballroom ever built, maybe EVER. A totally EMOLUMENTAL moment in HISTORY. World Leaders are calling me NONSTOP, thanking ME, and YES they are PAYING ME DIRECTLY. FULLY FUNDED. ZERO TAXPAYER DOLLARS. I didn’t have to do this, but I did. USA USA USA!!! 🇺🇸🏆
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 AM
People are saying it’s the MOST BEAUTIFUL ballroom ever built, maybe EVER. A totally EMOLUMENTAL moment in HISTORY. World Leaders are calling me NONSTOP, thanking ME, and YES they are PAYING ME DIRECTLY. FULLY FUNDED. ZERO TAXPAYER DOLLARS. I didn’t have to do this, but I did. USA USA USA!!! 🇺🇸🏆