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30, He/Him. I'm gonna probably misspell something.
I think this means she managed to make contact with the ghost of Flavius Josephus.
UPDATE: The pre-interview went great. Doing a full interview in a week. Y'all are gonna go nuts over the results
Just scored a pre-interview that’s such a big deal, I feel like I need a cigarette
December 9, 2023 at 7:00 PM
We got there dawg
December 7, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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In AI speak, "That is a very unusual question" means "I am reporting you to the FBI, you sick fuck"
December 7, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Fuck the gods of modernity and technology,.bring back Gugalanna and Ereshkigal and shit. I don't want to be able to pronounce the names of the overly emotional being I worship.
Folks, I'm calling it: it's time to cancel modernity
Modernity is hella sus. Like, seriously, modernity? You've only existed for a fraction of human history (let alone natural history) and we're supposed to trust you? No thanks. I'll stick to my granary and my Gilgamesh
December 7, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Name a book more hated by Sumerologists, I'll wait.
December 3, 2023 at 12:53 PM
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December 3, 2023 at 1:50 AM
But but but I learned that Superman killed the klan for good in 1946 and Captain America literally devoured Hitler alive in 1939!!
You could fill a multiverse with all the dumb, ahistorical shit superhero fanboys say about comics history and political art to justify their addictions
December 2, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Name a more iconic duo than polytheism and using the body of slain gods and or beasts to form the earth itself.
{bluesky in 900 BCE}

My “The official Israelite creation myth doesn’t depict God fighting a giant sea serpent and using its body to create the world” tunic has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered my by tunic
November 24, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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FUCK CAPTALISM - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 1, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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“It is based on logical reasoning that one life is not preferable to another … One may not save his own life by killing another.”

—Talmud, tractate Sanhedrin 74a:20

Fuck war:
Judaism Can’t Justify What Israel Is Doing
A nuance in Jewish law and culture is being tragically misused and misunderstood.
slate.com
October 17, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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The Israeli genocide in Gaza continues and I don’t know who will stop it, if anyone

So, so many people who are watching this happen will never forgive the Jews for what “we” did

The inevitable explosion of global antisemitism fills me with dread beyond words
October 14, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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this will never not be funny
October 11, 2023 at 12:26 AM
"A token of peace? No I said have a toke from this piece!"
As a reporter who has spent a fair amount of time in the region, I can tell you with confidence that the one thing both Israelis and Palestinians have in common is this:

They all smoke more weed than you can possibly imagine
October 9, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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As a reporter who has spent a fair amount of time in the region, I can tell you with confidence that the one thing both Israelis and Palestinians have in common is this:

They all smoke more weed than you can possibly imagine
October 9, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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Transphobes who get mad about pronouns are weak. I speak Vietnamese. The pronoun I use for myself and the person I’m talking to or about depends on how old I am, how old they are, whether they’re a relative, whether they’re related to my mom or my dad, gender, and more. There are over 20 of them.
October 7, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Preach! Zionism is a curse upon Jews, and beyond that Zionism kind of misses the point of was "Israel" is. It's not a fucking location, it's all of us, the Jews, we're the nation of Israel no matter where we are. Absolutely we deserve a homeland but it cannot come at the cost of someone else's home!
If your baseline assumption about the situation in Israel/Palestine is anything other than “the violence won’t end until the occupation ends,” I don’t fucking know what to tell you
October 7, 2023 at 3:22 PM
God said, “See, I give you every seed-bearing plant that is upon all the earth, and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit; they shall be yours for (getting absolutely fucking ripped). ~Genesis 1:29
October 6, 2023 at 3:40 PM
I really wish I hadn't learnes about all the pop culture fantasy tropes that are heavily rooted in anti-Semitism. Even as a Jew, it's wild how much of this shit I'm ignorant of until I just like actually look for a second.
October 6, 2023 at 12:57 PM
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Since the US House of Representatives can't find a leader everybody agrees with, they should go with a leader nobody agrees with: Me.

Under my leadership, within 3 years we will finally pass a bill resolving that it would have been preferable had humanity never been created.
October 4, 2023 at 1:16 PM
God, finally!
October 1, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Ngl reading this felt like a sleeper agent activation code, 12 years of weekly Shabbos and it's like CRISPRd into my DNA.
Lechaaaaaa Doooodiiii

Likraaaat kalahhhhh
September 30, 2023 at 7:56 PM
So while this WWDC is far from the worst celebration in Dokkan history, I do think there is a case to make that it is one of the most poorly handled in recent memory. Between wonky DFE and banner units, EZAs being all fairly tame or outright bad save for 2, and zero LR EZAs, it feels pretty bad.
September 28, 2023 at 6:33 PM