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Skips the light fandango
Heard u liek cats
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
See, a cunning alcoholic trying to manage their tastes, the advanced level decision is to go with the lower alcohol content.
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Angry Video Game Nerd had me retry Rolling Rock I previously poo-poo’d for its reasonable 4.4% alcohol content. But it is great!
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Gonna need mo Swisha,
sweeta,
numba 1 reefa,
chiefa
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I call everybody “My Friend”

I learned it from a Guatemalan

“It’s easy, MY FRIEND”
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Fucking Italians, “That’s not Italian!” Nobody cares
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Kids (20 year olds) don’t know Lambchop, so they certainly don’t know Baby Lambchop. The world we knew is gone.
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Products of a demon god obv, but we can circumvent “dad” (balrog) and “grandma” (Sauron) to “pilanthyr” (look at) the Unad, the One Nad, thereby having a gay old time.
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Like a Russian racehorse 😂
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I am going to shit like a racehorse
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Wise me is drinking water
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Greenboi vape has been my workhorse, but he’s down to 04. Yellowboi will take over soon, that banana mane.
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Uriah hit the crappa
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Omg, my fat American complicit capitalist-victim ass is about to ingest radioactive food again, as I’ve done all my life. I hope to melt down all at once.
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Drunken master killed the swills of RumChata and eggnog and fed the cats
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Alcohols and chocolates, that’s what mountain people do
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I need booze.
January 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Seriously, fuck work
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Fuck work
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 AM
So many realizations every damn day
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I’m having a great time
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I can’t, I won’t, and I don’t stop, and neither should you.
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I read Fallout Lucy had a drug trip; I guess that was a drug trip.
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I was waiting for Lucy to be on drugs
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Here’s a 25 y/o deep down deep cut, I think very rare
Gangsta Pat "I Wanna Smoke" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gangsta Pat
youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM