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Here lies Beavis
He never scored
I wear a ring, that if I punch you, it will be so awesome, I might get in trouble.
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Omg this Samsung dryer coming on every 5 seconds until I get up to do something about it. I really appreciate it.
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Here it is, folks
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Polish Zloty made from aluminum… god almighty. Polskis suffer. Sad, hard times
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Leaving my love a pirate’s booty box upon my death like the caring provider I am
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 AM
America bout to put your ass on a weight-loss journey
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Workers 97%
Capitalists 3%

It’s a big (little) club, and you ain’t in it.
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 AM
You thought you were just “upper” lower-middle class. Turns out, you’re whole ass peasant. You will work and rent the land from your lord, and when you become frail, you will be sentenced to death. 🇺🇸
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 AM
What can you do as a common, modern person of negative means who mathematically cannot save and cannot hop on the gold boat to ride inflation?

Silver dimes and world coins with silver content are still accessible and beloved tender. Or shortly you can sell the dime for a wheelbarrow of Trump bucks.
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Hello to all trapped in the burning building. The value of cash is evaporating. Your grandma’s last 50k will be good for a trip to the store and then not even.
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
World war and great depression still on the bingo card. We ain’t even fucked with the Fed yet.
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Better get that ass to the Costco one more time before the Crappening 💸🔥📉😱
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Who got their little box of silver ready? Inflate away, dollar-inos; I’ll wait.
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“Sam Altman says AI will cause massive deflation, making money worth vastly more”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a lying moron
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I’m going to calm down now.
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 AM
My brother is an incel. It’s heartbreaking
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Snow antics
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I meant “monad”
Products of a demon god obv, but we can circumvent “dad” (balrog) and “grandma” (Sauron) to “pilanthyr” (look at) the Unad, the One Nad, thereby having a gay old time.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Upper lower middle peasants were we, now we shall see
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I pefur SURP
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Who can really tell the difference between the Rams and the Chargers, I mean who cares
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“Competency porn” bc Idiocracy timeline
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Red Letter Media finally takes on Star Trek Deep Space Nine, and it’s not even my birthday! 🥳
January 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ok, I’m going to rock some boomer world. They are not going to like this.
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Yard nasty w dead trees 😖
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM