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Lousy Human is an American comedy collective navigating the Bizzaro-verse on the dumbest possible timeline since 2020.
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Prick in the NYPD’s Side
Prick in the NYPD’s Side
Rest in peace, Keith Haring. You would've hated this.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Jesse Watters can’t stop thirsting after Stephen Miller. We wrote about it. Read it now at Lousy Human.

#LousyHuman #StephenMiller #JesseWatters #FoxNews
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For a ‘straight’ alpha type, Jesse Watters sure spends a lot of airtime imagining what it would be like to be under Stephen Miller. Inviting Miller’s wife, Katie, who Watters called “the envy of all women” with absolutely zero reference to himself, to talk about the goblin she lets hump her, calling Miller a “sexual matador,” which had the hetero Watters frothing at the mouth and damp in the crotch.
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October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Didja wanna read all 4 PAGES of my new comic, Prescription Peepshow with Doctor Dixie Rex?

Do ya have a dollar? I bet you do!

Head over to the link on the @lousyhuman.bsky.social page and get yer lampoonin’ fix today! The world is dumb; let’s have some fun with it.
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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The rapture’s tomorrow. Don’t worry, God said he’s bringing snacks. #Satire #EndTimes #LousyHuman
When The Rapture Happens
Here’s how it will go down. The rapture will happen when we least expect it. September 23rd. The exact date that every isolated Christian suffering from biblical levels of AI psychosis has been widdling down with their best friend, ChatGPT, as they perform analysis and mental gymnastics that would make the lady who fell in love with her psychiatrist fucking blush.
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September 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Stop doomscrolling and start laughing, you miserable sack of anxiety! The Lousy Human TV Guide is out now—on sale for just $1.

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#LousyHuman #Zine #magazine #Comedy #Funny
January 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The Jan 6. inmates are starting to be released, and Boebert is waiting with mouth wide open.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Elon #Salute #LaurenBoebert #January6 #DC #Trump
Lauren Boebert Wants To Personally Thank Released Jan. 6 Inmates - Lousy Human
Donald Trump commuted the sentences of 1500 Jan. 6 insurrectionists, and Lauren Boebert is there waiting with her mouth wide open.
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January 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The first installment of my new comic Prescription Peepshow comes out 1/24 - Four pages of porn puns and gauche giggles from Dr. Dixie Rex and her assistant, Chodè! Order your copy of Lousy Human Magazine from @lousyhuman.bsky.social today!
Title page of Dr Dixie Rex: “Hey Adults, what time is it?” “Porn time!!” “It’s prescription peepshow with Doctor Rex” Dixie says” Howdy y’all! It’s me your favorite whore host of sexual schlock and furtive filmstock, Dr. Dixie Rex!” Chode says, “Zut alors! You were no whore Madame doctor! Perhaps maybe a purveyor of course, yet consensual covert cinema?”
January 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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THROWBACK: Don't talk about my middle name or I'll punch you in the throat, Jack.

By: Reggie Wade @reggie86.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Comedy #JoeBiden #TBT #Funny #Satire #Humor
January 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Clearly, one December event was more important than the other.

By: Reggie Wade @reggie86.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Funny #Comedy #Satire #Lexus #Decemeber
December 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Throwback in the spirit of class consciousness: "Welcome to Class Tourism Enterprises"

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#Lousyhuman #Satire #Humor #classwar #Comedy #Funny
Welcome to Class Tourism Enterprises - Lousy Human
Lousy Human is an American comedy and satire magazine navigating the bizzaro-verse on the dumbest possible timeline since 2020.
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December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Let's hope he isn't buying tons of life insurance policies on these kids
December 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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🔥 Attention Lousy Humans! 🔥
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December 9, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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COMING THIS JANUARY – PREORDER NOW!
Outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard!

📺 Don’t miss the most ridiculous TV guide to ever exist. Preorder now and be the first to laugh at the chaos!

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Get ready for outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard. Preorder NOW!
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December 9, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Pls, help Elon. This is urgent!

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Funny #Comedy #Satire #ElonMusk #UHC
Elon Musk Wants More Babies to Help “Shore Up” His Human Shield. - Lousy Human
Elon Musk has a new objective, rearmour his meat Gundam! And the only way to do that is by having more children!
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December 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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You can plan the perfect crime, but you can't resist the temptations of McDonald's Breakfast.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare #Satire #Funny #Comedy #McDonalds
Murder, McGriddles, and Mangione: How Breakfast Brought Him Down - Lousy Human
Luigi Mangione goes to show that you can plan the perfect getaway, but you can't resist the sweet temptation of a hot McGriddle.
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December 10, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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COMING THIS JANUARY – PREORDER NOW!
Outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard!

📺 Don’t miss the most ridiculous TV guide to ever exist. Preorder now and be the first to laugh at the chaos!

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Lousy Human No.7 TV Guide – Print (Pre-Order) - Lousy Human
Get ready for outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard. Preorder NOW!
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December 9, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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🔥 Attention Lousy Humans! 🔥
Our new T-shirts are here to make your wardrobe slightly less lousy. And for a LIMITED TIME, they’re just $30! 🤑

Don’t miss out on the sale—shop now at LousyHuman.com/shop before prices go back to normal!
December 9, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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THIS JANUARY: When it’s time to turn off your brain and embrace the absurd, Lousy Human brings you the most unhinged TV lineup this side of reality!
📺 Get ready for outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard.

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Lousy Human No.7 TV Guide – Print (Pre-Order) - Lousy Human
Get ready for outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard. Preorder NOW!
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December 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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In the arms of an angel, far away from here.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #BlueCross #Satire #Humor #Comedy #BCBS
Blue Cross Blue Shield CEO Says Patients Can “Thug It Out” After Anesthesia Runs Out During Surgery - Lousy Human
Blue Cross Blue Shield is making bold moves that have many scratching their heads and ducking for cover. Read more.
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December 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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And then he left Congress!

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #Comedy #Humor #Politics
December 4, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Dark Brando and the bando are at it again!

By: JoeBilli @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #JoeBiden #HunterBiden #Comedy
December 3, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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COMING THIS JANUARY: When it’s time to turn off your brain and embrace the absurd, Lousy Human brings you the most unhinged TV lineup this side of reality!

📺 Get ready for outrageous show previews, questionable cartoons, and an exclusive interview with comedian Cee Dillard.
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Everybody has been thinking it. We just had the courage to say it.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #Comedy #Funny #Dunkin #Coffee
Dunkin Donuts Coffee Drinkers Are Not Alright - Lousy Human
Lousy Human has a question for those among us who drink Dunkin Donuts coffee: Are you ok? Read why in our latest ramblings.
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November 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Try us, coward.

By: Joe Billi @joebilli.bsky.social

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#LousyHuman #Satire #comedy #Funny #JoeBiden #WWIII
Biden Tells Russia “You Won’t, You Scared” About Starting WWIII - Lousy Human
Joe Biden is ready to watch the world as his Presidency comes to an end, but what does this mean for the future? Read more.
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November 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM