Louise Leigh
@louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social
Comedian, idiot. Desert Island Biscuit: the mighty Digestive. Fight me.
I have also said to a table once “chatting with your mates is really lovely and if that’s what you want to do, you shouldn’t be in here because this isn’t that. Go and have a lovely time” and I meant it sincerely but it was NOT received like that
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I have also said to a table once “chatting with your mates is really lovely and if that’s what you want to do, you shouldn’t be in here because this isn’t that. Go and have a lovely time” and I meant it sincerely but it was NOT received like that
I absolutely had to go full bitch on Hereford on Friday night and it always feels gross but the rest of the room appreciates it
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I absolutely had to go full bitch on Hereford on Friday night and it always feels gross but the rest of the room appreciates it
Thought he was recreating scenes in my home when I try to put my dog’s harness on
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Thought he was recreating scenes in my home when I try to put my dog’s harness on
My car switches between full beam and dipped automatically but often selfishly late so I override it
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
My car switches between full beam and dipped automatically but often selfishly late so I override it
I can only write to this weird playlist of super fast bluegrass banjo
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I can only write to this weird playlist of super fast bluegrass banjo
You can get a three foot length of pipe in the back of a honda jazz, mate
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You can get a three foot length of pipe in the back of a honda jazz, mate
Not to burn, but I'm seeing Billy Bragg tonight
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not to burn, but I'm seeing Billy Bragg tonight
10. Actually I am meant to be lying on the floor. No no, it’s fine. I think I will stay here for a bit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
10. Actually I am meant to be lying on the floor. No no, it’s fine. I think I will stay here for a bit.
9. I do not need both my eyes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
9. I do not need both my eyes.
8. I am sexually irresistible
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
8. I am sexually irresistible
6. Left to my own devices, I will break into a millinery, with a view to conducting an elaborate hoax.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
6. Left to my own devices, I will break into a millinery, with a view to conducting an elaborate hoax.
5. If required, I could definitely do a Rescue
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
5. If required, I could definitely do a Rescue
4. I can speak to strangers
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
4. I can speak to strangers
3. I will tell you things you absolutely don’t want to know
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
3. I will tell you things you absolutely don’t want to know
2. I will tell you anything you want to know
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
2. I will tell you anything you want to know
Hope the umpire got consent
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hope the umpire got consent
God, I wish I could do anything else. I absolutely cannot switch that bitch off
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
God, I wish I could do anything else. I absolutely cannot switch that bitch off