Louise Leigh
@louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social
Comedian, idiot. Desert Island Biscuit: the mighty Digestive. Fight me.
To be British is to have 9 coats and 35 pyjamas
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
To be British is to have 9 coats and 35 pyjamas
They should give Scotland's best sandwich the Noble Piece prize
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They should give Scotland's best sandwich the Noble Piece prize
Festive guide to my level of drunkenness (a thread) Seven is my absolute favourite
1. I have a glass in my hand
1. I have a glass in my hand
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Festive guide to my level of drunkenness (a thread) Seven is my absolute favourite
1. I have a glass in my hand
1. I have a glass in my hand
My brother in my DMs like he’s clumsy exposition
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My brother in my DMs like he’s clumsy exposition
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Snuggles was actually the name of the doctor, not his horrifying creation.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Snuggles was actually the name of the doctor, not his horrifying creation.
My husband calls his morning session of NYT puzzles on the loo "doing a Turdle"
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My husband calls his morning session of NYT puzzles on the loo "doing a Turdle"
My mum wants to find out about “your sleeping app”. Do I tell her it’s Quinn?
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My mum wants to find out about “your sleeping app”. Do I tell her it’s Quinn?
No, Snapchat I do not want to try this lens. I just want to stalk my teenage kid, when will you get the message?
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
No, Snapchat I do not want to try this lens. I just want to stalk my teenage kid, when will you get the message?
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I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
I mean come on: we'll ask but reserve right to exclude you on the basis of how you look. Oh, and if you try to use your birth sex specific facilities we'll kick you out of those as well.
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off.
Currently circling productivity like water round a slow draining plug hole
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Currently circling productivity like water round a slow draining plug hole
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As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
Someone in the group chat has a birthday and EVERY ONE of the birthday greetings has been deleted by the admin and I have never admired or loved a person more
robert downey jr. is giving a thumbs up with the word legend behind him
ALT: robert downey jr. is giving a thumbs up with the word legend behind him
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Someone in the group chat has a birthday and EVERY ONE of the birthday greetings has been deleted by the admin and I have never admired or loved a person more
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
In romantic fiction, the woman loves the man "because i can be myself" and the man loves the woman "because she makes me want to be a better person" What's going on there?
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In romantic fiction, the woman loves the man "because i can be myself" and the man loves the woman "because she makes me want to be a better person" What's going on there?
Yeah, J Geils Band your blood ran cold when your angel was a centrefold, but my baby son has a moustache at 18 and my veins just froze over
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yeah, J Geils Band your blood ran cold when your angel was a centrefold, but my baby son has a moustache at 18 and my veins just froze over
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keeping an eye out for which british comics *aren’t* posting their snl rejection letters on their instagram stories
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
keeping an eye out for which british comics *aren’t* posting their snl rejection letters on their instagram stories
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This week I'm tackling why creative women need to be allowed to fail.
Women composers have been judged as women first and artists second for too long. It hampers creativity, and does nobody any credit to make gender such an important part of listening.
leahbroad.substack.com/p/why-creati...
Women composers have been judged as women first and artists second for too long. It hampers creativity, and does nobody any credit to make gender such an important part of listening.
leahbroad.substack.com/p/why-creati...
Why creative women need to fail
Hear me out here.
leahbroad.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This week I'm tackling why creative women need to be allowed to fail.
Women composers have been judged as women first and artists second for too long. It hampers creativity, and does nobody any credit to make gender such an important part of listening.
leahbroad.substack.com/p/why-creati...
Women composers have been judged as women first and artists second for too long. It hampers creativity, and does nobody any credit to make gender such an important part of listening.
leahbroad.substack.com/p/why-creati...
Listening to the Riot Women official soundtrack this morning and absolutely WHIPPING through the housework, ironically enough #RiotWomen
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Listening to the Riot Women official soundtrack this morning and absolutely WHIPPING through the housework, ironically enough #RiotWomen
Telling teenage boy trick or treaters to take 6 or 7 sweets and watching them lose their minds
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Telling teenage boy trick or treaters to take 6 or 7 sweets and watching them lose their minds
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Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
… and also, he says when he turns the boiler on not all the radiators work… he says he’s bled them
"Happy New Year, 2017!"
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
… and also, he says when he turns the boiler on not all the radiators work… he says he’s bled them
I quoted the video he posted - like many others did - and he bothered to like it, and that feels like good social-mediaering to me
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I quoted the video he posted - like many others did - and he bothered to like it, and that feels like good social-mediaering to me