Lou Hare
@louhare.bsky.social
40-something dad trying to stay relevant. Here for Chicago Bears, pro wrestling, late to the party movie takes, pop culture and general tomfoolery. Good natured-snark.
one like = one song from my Spotify 2025 top 100
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
one like = one song from my Spotify 2025 top 100
Guy wanted to be on a winning team and they all said “nah, we good.”
Steelers reportedly claim former Vikings WR Adam Thielen off waivers
The Vikings released Thielen this week at his request.
sports.yahoo.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Guy wanted to be on a winning team and they all said “nah, we good.”
Thoughts and prayers to the toilets being absolutely wrecked this morning. #BlackFriday
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Thoughts and prayers to the toilets being absolutely wrecked this morning. #BlackFriday
Also, me when there’s a 22lb turkey for 6 people:
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Also, me when there’s a 22lb turkey for 6 people:
When my friends don’t like my decorating choices.
bro what is that throw
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When my friends don’t like my decorating choices.
Kids today do not know the joy of nursing a hangover during an all-day marathon of VH1’s I Love the 80s and it fucking shows. Thank you for tour service @michaelianblack.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Kids today do not know the joy of nursing a hangover during an all-day marathon of VH1’s I Love the 80s and it fucking shows. Thank you for tour service @michaelianblack.bsky.social
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When my kid asks me to talk about how many great movies came out in 1995
a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When my kid asks me to talk about how many great movies came out in 1995
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Real punk ass move bringing back Jimmy Kimmel on the day of the rapture. His ratings will be terrible! #JimmyKimmel
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Real punk ass move bringing back Jimmy Kimmel on the day of the rapture. His ratings will be terrible! #JimmyKimmel
Godspeed, Robert Redford.
Two thoughts:
1. What a joy to revisit a movie you liked a lot back in the day to find it still holds up.
2. I miss the days when Hollywood would crank out movies like this that would casually make $100 million.
1. What a joy to revisit a movie you liked a lot back in the day to find it still holds up.
2. I miss the days when Hollywood would crank out movies like this that would casually make $100 million.
September 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Godspeed, Robert Redford.
I don’t believe the NFL is scripted, but it would explain how the #Bears can change out all of its players and staff multiple times and have the same idenity for the past decade. Organizational rot.
September 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I don’t believe the NFL is scripted, but it would explain how the #Bears can change out all of its players and staff multiple times and have the same idenity for the past decade. Organizational rot.
Two thoughts:
1. What a joy to revisit a movie you liked a lot back in the day to find it still holds up.
2. I miss the days when Hollywood would crank out movies like this that would casually make $100 million.
1. What a joy to revisit a movie you liked a lot back in the day to find it still holds up.
2. I miss the days when Hollywood would crank out movies like this that would casually make $100 million.
September 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Two thoughts:
1. What a joy to revisit a movie you liked a lot back in the day to find it still holds up.
2. I miss the days when Hollywood would crank out movies like this that would casually make $100 million.
1. What a joy to revisit a movie you liked a lot back in the day to find it still holds up.
2. I miss the days when Hollywood would crank out movies like this that would casually make $100 million.
Find someone who loves you the way Bears fans love their backup QBs.
August 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Find someone who loves you the way Bears fans love their backup QBs.
Their grandfather Atari Cabrera had a huge falling out with his brother ColecoVision Cabrera. Sad.
Genesis Cabrera and his brother SNES Cabrera
May 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Their grandfather Atari Cabrera had a huge falling out with his brother ColecoVision Cabrera. Sad.
Lasagna
A new study may have uncovered exactly what makes orange cats special: cnn.it/3FaYuJc
What’s so special about orange cats? Turns out they’re freaks of nature | CNN
Researchers identified an unusual genetic mutation in orange domestic cats that has not been found in any other animal, according to a new study.
cnn.it
May 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lasagna
If Pritzker becomes president while we have a Chicago Pope, Illinoisans will be insufferable on a level not seen since Boston sports fans, and I’m absolutely here for it.
May 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If Pritzker becomes president while we have a Chicago Pope, Illinoisans will be insufferable on a level not seen since Boston sports fans, and I’m absolutely here for it.
“We need to bankrupt the country so people will start rawdogging”
April 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“We need to bankrupt the country so people will start rawdogging”
I remember in 1990 when the first TMNT film was a “surprise” blockbuster to everyone but my entire school who was frothing to see it. Listen to kids, make movies for them and be ok that not everything needs to be for you.
“A Minecraft Movie” sold an astounding $157 million in tickets in North America from Friday through Sunday, according to box office analysts, nearly double the expected amount.
‘A Minecraft Movie’ Arrives as a Surprise Box Office Smash
Weekend ticket sales will total $157 million, analysts said, nearly double the expected amount, ending a Hollywood dry spell.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I remember in 1990 when the first TMNT film was a “surprise” blockbuster to everyone but my entire school who was frothing to see it. Listen to kids, make movies for them and be ok that not everything needs to be for you.
Playing catch in a public pool should carry harsher penalties than most drug possession charges.
March 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Playing catch in a public pool should carry harsher penalties than most drug possession charges.
The irony of Demi getting nominated for a film about being replaced with a younger version of herself only to lose to a younger version of herself. #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The irony of Demi getting nominated for a film about being replaced with a younger version of herself only to lose to a younger version of herself. #Oscars
Loved #SNL50, but we now need a reunion show for the sickos. Deep cut characters, great cast members who aren’t massive celebrities. Put that on Peacock and let the nerds have our day!
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Loved #SNL50, but we now need a reunion show for the sickos. Deep cut characters, great cast members who aren’t massive celebrities. Put that on Peacock and let the nerds have our day!
“At least we’re not Drake” - KC in the locker room right now. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“At least we’re not Drake” - KC in the locker room right now. #SuperBowl