this app is glitching and this is the only thing showing up on my feed. I feel seen

Taking my daughter to Yo La Tengo Saturday night so she can meet all the other cool dads

Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

amy winehouse really had some points because WHAT kind of fuckery is this

Congratulations jimmy carter for being the first and probably only president to go to heaven

sun baby

go hawks

not to be dramatic but I WILL commit an act of violence if anyone sings during my showing of Wicked

a colorblind person live tweeting their first time wearing colorblind glasses:

their favorite spot

the song “call your girlfriend” by robyn fascinates me, as she is suggesting that this man just call up his current girlfriend and calmly explain that it’s “not her fault, and that he “just met somebody new.” then he’s supposed to tell her NOT TO GET UPSET?! if I was this girlfriend I’d kill him

made a Justine Snacks recipe and didn’t cry once

I lived it: the gasoline pump wouldn’t stop pumping and got all over the ground, my car, and my legs