Noah
@loudplant692003.bsky.social
Horticulturalist growing in the magical land of Maine✨🇺🇸🏳️🌈
Zone 5b/6a
Zone 5b/6a
“I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss” is going to be on my top 5 for sure this year. Or Full Frontal. OR Itty Bitty. Who knows😎
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss” is going to be on my top 5 for sure this year. Or Full Frontal. OR Itty Bitty. Who knows😎
Found some Christmas ferns on my hike. So fun to see the plants we grow at work just chillin on the ground where nobody tends to them🤓
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Found some Christmas ferns on my hike. So fun to see the plants we grow at work just chillin on the ground where nobody tends to them🤓
Squadron 1 reporting for haunted overload, bitch 🤖
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Squadron 1 reporting for haunted overload, bitch 🤖
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
Wandered around mount A this afternoon😎 cup is full now
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wandered around mount A this afternoon😎 cup is full now
The landing pad for all my plants the other night- a tad too chilly in the greenhouse for my comfort. They’re trapped in my dry ass apartment till May now🌵🍸🏜️
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The landing pad for all my plants the other night- a tad too chilly in the greenhouse for my comfort. They’re trapped in my dry ass apartment till May now🌵🍸🏜️
Thalictrum ft. Our first rainstorm in weeks😵💫
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thalictrum ft. Our first rainstorm in weeks😵💫
Not mad at the timing of this glam shot of my Hoya curtisii🤷♂️ I luv the pot it’s in. Sadly it will be time for a repot in the spring.
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Not mad at the timing of this glam shot of my Hoya curtisii🤷♂️ I luv the pot it’s in. Sadly it will be time for a repot in the spring.
Hermes, hermit, hermie, hermie herm, sweet baby boi, mister, lil baby, you little shit… the list goes on😸❤️
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hermes, hermit, hermie, hermie herm, sweet baby boi, mister, lil baby, you little shit… the list goes on😸❤️
Enjoying the last few blooms before the real cold moves in. Sadly I do not think the cut flower patch is going to be as big next year. Maybe a two or three rows, but probably only doing zinnias and stuff that can be sown directly. We all work our butts off at day jobs and I’m a student as well.
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Enjoying the last few blooms before the real cold moves in. Sadly I do not think the cut flower patch is going to be as big next year. Maybe a two or three rows, but probably only doing zinnias and stuff that can be sown directly. We all work our butts off at day jobs and I’m a student as well.
I’m starting to think 2012 was actually the end of the world, we just didn’t know the apocalypse would occur in slow motion over a long period of time
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m starting to think 2012 was actually the end of the world, we just didn’t know the apocalypse would occur in slow motion over a long period of time
Garden phlox, orange blossom, hardy fig🍊 all along my morning stroll. Indoor plants are starting to capture my attention again as the outside stuff starts to look kinda… haggard
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Garden phlox, orange blossom, hardy fig🍊 all along my morning stroll. Indoor plants are starting to capture my attention again as the outside stuff starts to look kinda… haggard
Shocked to realize I forgot the original reason I joined this app (there are MANY reasons)
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Shocked to realize I forgot the original reason I joined this app (there are MANY reasons)
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
First some flowers🌺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
First some flowers🌺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
“Sorry brother this one’s mine” *shove*
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Sorry brother this one’s mine” *shove*
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
I get so excited when my cacti actually grow! It’s not every often this one pushes six new pads at once. Started rooting into the greenhouse floor as well😅 I feel bad it’s gonna have to move in a few weeks
September 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I get so excited when my cacti actually grow! It’s not every often this one pushes six new pads at once. Started rooting into the greenhouse floor as well😅 I feel bad it’s gonna have to move in a few weeks
Zinnia ‘Señora’, some seed-grown dahlias, a section of the flower patch, and a bee that I accidently brought inside with my cuts. I carried it back out on a piece of junk mail and let it crawl back onto a sunflower where it tucked itself in and fell asleep🫢🥺😭🫠💗🐝
September 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zinnia ‘Señora’, some seed-grown dahlias, a section of the flower patch, and a bee that I accidently brought inside with my cuts. I carried it back out on a piece of junk mail and let it crawl back onto a sunflower where it tucked itself in and fell asleep🫢🥺😭🫠💗🐝
I must stare at the sphere to calm my brain, which does *that* when I try to pack for one night away🫠
Packing=squirrel brain
Packing=squirrel brain
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I must stare at the sphere to calm my brain, which does *that* when I try to pack for one night away🫠
Packing=squirrel brain
Packing=squirrel brain
Me picking the flowers: omg they match my bathroom
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me picking the flowers: omg they match my bathroom
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
The way bees sleep on flowers… I literally cannot handle it✋🥺🫠😭💗
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The way bees sleep on flowers… I literally cannot handle it✋🥺🫠😭💗
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
Obsessed with strawflowers🤩
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
August 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Obsessed with strawflowers🤩
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*