Noah
@loudplant692003.bsky.social
Horticulturalist growing in the magical land of Maine✨🇺🇸🏳️🌈
Zone 5b/6a
Zone 5b/6a
“I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss” is going to be on my top 5 for sure this year. Or Full Frontal. OR Itty Bitty. Who knows😎
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss” is going to be on my top 5 for sure this year. Or Full Frontal. OR Itty Bitty. Who knows😎
Found some Christmas ferns on my hike. So fun to see the plants we grow at work just chillin on the ground where nobody tends to them🤓
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Found some Christmas ferns on my hike. So fun to see the plants we grow at work just chillin on the ground where nobody tends to them🤓
Squadron 1 reporting for haunted overload, bitch 🤖
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Squadron 1 reporting for haunted overload, bitch 🤖
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
Mini rant: if you ever decide to park your car on the side of the highway during rush hour: FUCK YOU!!!
Had to get that off my chest🤭
Wandered around mount A this afternoon😎 cup is full now
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wandered around mount A this afternoon😎 cup is full now
The landing pad for all my plants the other night- a tad too chilly in the greenhouse for my comfort. They’re trapped in my dry ass apartment till May now🌵🍸🏜️
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The landing pad for all my plants the other night- a tad too chilly in the greenhouse for my comfort. They’re trapped in my dry ass apartment till May now🌵🍸🏜️
Thalictrum ft. Our first rainstorm in weeks😵💫
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thalictrum ft. Our first rainstorm in weeks😵💫
Not mad at the timing of this glam shot of my Hoya curtisii🤷♂️ I luv the pot it’s in. Sadly it will be time for a repot in the spring.
October 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Not mad at the timing of this glam shot of my Hoya curtisii🤷♂️ I luv the pot it’s in. Sadly it will be time for a repot in the spring.
Hermes, hermit, hermie, hermie herm, sweet baby boi, mister, lil baby, you little shit… the list goes on😸❤️
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hermes, hermit, hermie, hermie herm, sweet baby boi, mister, lil baby, you little shit… the list goes on😸❤️
Enjoying the last few blooms before the real cold moves in. Sadly I do not think the cut flower patch is going to be as big next year. Maybe a two or three rows, but probably only doing zinnias and stuff that can be sown directly. We all work our butts off at day jobs and I’m a student as well.
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Enjoying the last few blooms before the real cold moves in. Sadly I do not think the cut flower patch is going to be as big next year. Maybe a two or three rows, but probably only doing zinnias and stuff that can be sown directly. We all work our butts off at day jobs and I’m a student as well.
I’m starting to think 2012 was actually the end of the world, we just didn’t know the apocalypse would occur in slow motion over a long period of time
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m starting to think 2012 was actually the end of the world, we just didn’t know the apocalypse would occur in slow motion over a long period of time
Garden phlox, orange blossom, hardy fig🍊 all along my morning stroll. Indoor plants are starting to capture my attention again as the outside stuff starts to look kinda… haggard
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Garden phlox, orange blossom, hardy fig🍊 all along my morning stroll. Indoor plants are starting to capture my attention again as the outside stuff starts to look kinda… haggard
Shocked to realize I forgot the original reason I joined this app (there are MANY reasons)
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Shocked to realize I forgot the original reason I joined this app (there are MANY reasons)
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
Mainly I just wanted to fingerpaint on the internet without having to curate a vibe or anything at all, actually. Only took nine months to get right back to square one.
First some flowers🌺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
First some flowers🌺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
Then, a mood board of these past two weeks
(Warning: Last one is extremely cunty)
🪐🪩🕺
“Sorry brother this one’s mine” *shove*
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Sorry brother this one’s mine” *shove*
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
“Hey man wtf! Sheesh”
I get so excited when my cacti actually grow! It’s not every often this one pushes six new pads at once. Started rooting into the greenhouse floor as well😅 I feel bad it’s gonna have to move in a few weeks
September 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I get so excited when my cacti actually grow! It’s not every often this one pushes six new pads at once. Started rooting into the greenhouse floor as well😅 I feel bad it’s gonna have to move in a few weeks
Zinnia ‘Señora’, some seed-grown dahlias, a section of the flower patch, and a bee that I accidently brought inside with my cuts. I carried it back out on a piece of junk mail and let it crawl back onto a sunflower where it tucked itself in and fell asleep🫢🥺😭🫠💗🐝
September 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zinnia ‘Señora’, some seed-grown dahlias, a section of the flower patch, and a bee that I accidently brought inside with my cuts. I carried it back out on a piece of junk mail and let it crawl back onto a sunflower where it tucked itself in and fell asleep🫢🥺😭🫠💗🐝
I must stare at the sphere to calm my brain, which does *that* when I try to pack for one night away🫠
Packing=squirrel brain
Packing=squirrel brain
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I must stare at the sphere to calm my brain, which does *that* when I try to pack for one night away🫠
Packing=squirrel brain
Packing=squirrel brain
Me picking the flowers: omg they match my bathroom
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Me picking the flowers: omg they match my bathroom
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
Me 24 hours later: … they even brighter than my bathroom actually🕶️
I’m attempting to reclaim orange okay it’s still part of the rainbow😭
The way bees sleep on flowers… I literally cannot handle it✋🥺🫠😭💗
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The way bees sleep on flowers… I literally cannot handle it✋🥺🫠😭💗
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
Bumble on Sedum ‘Mr. Goodbud’ (I think)
Obsessed with strawflowers🤩
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
August 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Obsessed with strawflowers🤩
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
*gets home late*
*decides to go cut flowers instead of making dinner*
All that hard work finally paying off! Zinnias, sunflowers, verbena galore. Of course I left the stray coreopsis and rudbeckias bc why not, the bees luv them
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
All that hard work finally paying off! Zinnias, sunflowers, verbena galore. Of course I left the stray coreopsis and rudbeckias bc why not, the bees luv them
Chocorua and my first of the terrifying 25! Carters Ledge is the most beautiful trail I’ve ever been on. 11 miles round trip. I’ll admit the descent was nowhere near as exciting or ceremonious as the trilling climb up lol
August 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Chocorua and my first of the terrifying 25! Carters Ledge is the most beautiful trail I’ve ever been on. 11 miles round trip. I’ll admit the descent was nowhere near as exciting or ceremonious as the trilling climb up lol
Sunrise hike, Mt. Major, New Hampshire
View to the north overlooking lake winnie
I can’t believe this pic is 9 years old, practically from a bygone era. Tomorrow I head to Mt. Chocorua for a desperately needed day by myself in the woods and a picnic in a high place on a very large rock. YAY!
View to the north overlooking lake winnie
I can’t believe this pic is 9 years old, practically from a bygone era. Tomorrow I head to Mt. Chocorua for a desperately needed day by myself in the woods and a picnic in a high place on a very large rock. YAY!
August 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sunrise hike, Mt. Major, New Hampshire
View to the north overlooking lake winnie
I can’t believe this pic is 9 years old, practically from a bygone era. Tomorrow I head to Mt. Chocorua for a desperately needed day by myself in the woods and a picnic in a high place on a very large rock. YAY!
View to the north overlooking lake winnie
I can’t believe this pic is 9 years old, practically from a bygone era. Tomorrow I head to Mt. Chocorua for a desperately needed day by myself in the woods and a picnic in a high place on a very large rock. YAY!
This is our resident redtail hawk that comes and watches us work from its perch every morning. It’s about time we think of a name for it.
I’d rather the hawks control the vole population bc when I find a nest, I do the opposite of what you’re supposed to do and look the other way.
I’d rather the hawks control the vole population bc when I find a nest, I do the opposite of what you’re supposed to do and look the other way.
August 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is our resident redtail hawk that comes and watches us work from its perch every morning. It’s about time we think of a name for it.
I’d rather the hawks control the vole population bc when I find a nest, I do the opposite of what you’re supposed to do and look the other way.
I’d rather the hawks control the vole population bc when I find a nest, I do the opposite of what you’re supposed to do and look the other way.