แมทธิว มอนโตย่า (Matt)
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แมทธิว มอนโตย่า (Matt)
@loudmouthmatthew.bsky.social
Paddler. Engineer. Tech Critic. When i am president, my administration will fix Bluetooth audio.

📍Los Angeles, CA
nothing beats paddling at high tide 🛶🌊
May 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i still mistake this view for heaven🛶🌊☀️
May 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Apple Watch changed my life. from running to hiking to paddle sports, i would not be as active as i am today.

Happy 10th birthday, Apple Watch. and thank you ❣️
April 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
waking up hella sore isn't fun

but being happy with what I see in the mirror makes it worth the pain
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
just watched the pilot episode of 'The Studio'.

cringe, engaging, and thrilling, watching the real-life BTS studio drama of Hollywood fictiously play out on-sceeen
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
hit a new PERG PR tonight. 362m, up from 331m💪🏽🐉🌊

stretch goal 400m by June? seems like a possibility, paddling for 3 teams
April 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
unforgettable weekend racing with my dragon boat teams. 1st place gold in our division + 1st place Guts & Glory with Killer Guppies❤️💛🐉🌊
March 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
LNY parade finally happened in Chinatown, LA (delayed bc of LA fires).

community is euphoric being able to finally celebrate. Happy year of the snake!
March 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
my favorite thing about Thailand— they don't give a f*** here. and that's a good thing.

a reminder of how simple life can truly be
December 30, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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me too pikachu
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
incredibly thankful for my coaches + team, guiding me in my paddling journey. much more to learn

excited for 2025 festivals/competitions across California, Arizona, and British Columbia 🐉🛶🌊
November 29, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Travis Kalanick is a bold choice, considering his disastrous inefficiencies at Uber
Billionaires Bill Ackman, Marc Andreessen, and Travis Kalanick are reportedly getting involved in Department Of Government Efficiency, per FORTUNE.
November 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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The ad industry is more powerful than the US intelligence and military community
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 AM
my body is tired but i love this sport so much

paddling with Killer Guppies has completely changed my life 🐉🛶🌊
November 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I want to re-launch my personal site with integrations where i post once and syndicate content elsewhere (🐦, 🧵, 🔵☁️, etc)
November 6, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Downtown LA tonight
November 6, 2023 at 6:37 AM
LA is such a funny concept. One hour, I'm at the gym with the valley girls in Studio City; the next hour I'm eating ramen in Monterey Park
November 2, 2023 at 6:26 AM
30-minute event? that was... scary fast

anyways. micro-blogging storm over.
October 31, 2023 at 12:30 AM
i think apple is still out of touch with the state of the economy and the push to sell expensive laptops
October 31, 2023 at 12:25 AM
there's a ton of "3nm" being thrown around but all anyone cares about is battery life 🪫
October 31, 2023 at 12:17 AM
why is M3 Pro only 12-core ??
October 31, 2023 at 12:16 AM
"Signature AR"

ahh yes. pair this with 5G for my robot surgeries.
October 31, 2023 at 12:15 AM
goodbye 13" MacBook Pro
October 31, 2023 at 12:14 AM