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putting my bare elbows into all the drinks I buy for people at the bar to make sure the beers are a safe temperature
December 4, 2023 at 5:22 PM
putting my bare elbows into all the drinks I buy for people at the bar to make sure the beers are a safe temperature
KISSINGER BEEFED IT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2023 at 2:27 AM
KISSINGER BEEFED IT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"more like spotify wrap it up, am I right guys?"
my circled captors shake their hooded heads in disgust as one swiftly draws the sacrificial dagger across my throat and the altar's runes begin to glow gently in hungered anticipation
"...guys?"
my circled captors shake their hooded heads in disgust as one swiftly draws the sacrificial dagger across my throat and the altar's runes begin to glow gently in hungered anticipation
"...guys?"
November 29, 2023 at 10:30 PM
"more like spotify wrap it up, am I right guys?"
my circled captors shake their hooded heads in disgust as one swiftly draws the sacrificial dagger across my throat and the altar's runes begin to glow gently in hungered anticipation
"...guys?"
my circled captors shake their hooded heads in disgust as one swiftly draws the sacrificial dagger across my throat and the altar's runes begin to glow gently in hungered anticipation
"...guys?"
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Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am, the surgery was a failure. Your husband has gone full skeleton mode. He’s in his corpse era
November 28, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am, the surgery was a failure. Your husband has gone full skeleton mode. He’s in his corpse era
tinder et al aren't working time to just go wander around in bushwick with my custom-made "fuck scooter braun" tee and see where that gets me
November 14, 2023 at 5:44 PM
tinder et al aren't working time to just go wander around in bushwick with my custom-made "fuck scooter braun" tee and see where that gets me
wondering why I have a stomach ache rn... could it possibly be having eaten a half sleeve of oreos and also a half a jar of clausen wholes?? Impossible. Pickles and cookies would never betray me like that.
November 6, 2023 at 4:26 AM
wondering why I have a stomach ache rn... could it possibly be having eaten a half sleeve of oreos and also a half a jar of clausen wholes?? Impossible. Pickles and cookies would never betray me like that.
kinda messed up how arms and legs bend in totally the opposite directions
November 3, 2023 at 9:05 PM
kinda messed up how arms and legs bend in totally the opposite directions