always thought conservatives were baby shit soft for their fear and vitriol about public transportation, and I still do, but this morning there is a middle aged man playing The Eagles at full volume on his phone speaker and I actually think the National Guard may be appropriate.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
always thought conservatives were baby shit soft for their fear and vitriol about public transportation, and I still do, but this morning there is a middle aged man playing The Eagles at full volume on his phone speaker and I actually think the National Guard may be appropriate.
I’m at the Andrew Cuomo watch party tonight. Cuomo has just shuffled on stage alone, tie undone, eyes empty. His speech began, “This time I’m really gonna do it.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m at the Andrew Cuomo watch party tonight. Cuomo has just shuffled on stage alone, tie undone, eyes empty. His speech began, “This time I’m really gonna do it.”
you’ve heard of “the Streisand Effect”. but less known is the “Streisand Effect Effect”, wherein any story about information suppression triggers one million redditors and YouTube commenters frantically telling everyone to “google Streisand Effect” like you somehow haven’t heard of it 1,000 times.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
you’ve heard of “the Streisand Effect”. but less known is the “Streisand Effect Effect”, wherein any story about information suppression triggers one million redditors and YouTube commenters frantically telling everyone to “google Streisand Effect” like you somehow haven’t heard of it 1,000 times.
the overblown way people talk about Chicago winters has broken people’s brains here. 40 degree morning with a high of 50 and people are wearing their bulkiest coats on the train. guy across from me crammed between two women in a literal canada goose parka. no mental fortitude. what HAPPENED to us.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the overblown way people talk about Chicago winters has broken people’s brains here. 40 degree morning with a high of 50 and people are wearing their bulkiest coats on the train. guy across from me crammed between two women in a literal canada goose parka. no mental fortitude. what HAPPENED to us.
wish there was something we could do, but American commentators on European soccer will just always sound like a Dorito’s ad VO. not their fault but hearing “Dominik Szoboszlai” with American gravitas sounds like your high school gym coach teaching Jane Eyre because your AP English teacher is sick.
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
wish there was something we could do, but American commentators on European soccer will just always sound like a Dorito’s ad VO. not their fault but hearing “Dominik Szoboszlai” with American gravitas sounds like your high school gym coach teaching Jane Eyre because your AP English teacher is sick.
nicely fitting how traditional a post-shooting eulogy R’s gave Ch*rlie K*rk. outrage when they thought it could be used for point scoring, realizing it was one of theirs so it couldn’t, and immediately “damn… anyway”-ing him away for good, never mentioning him again. it’s what he would’ve wanted.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
nicely fitting how traditional a post-shooting eulogy R’s gave Ch*rlie K*rk. outrage when they thought it could be used for point scoring, realizing it was one of theirs so it couldn’t, and immediately “damn… anyway”-ing him away for good, never mentioning him again. it’s what he would’ve wanted.
we fucked up by not immediately outlawing computers imitating human personalities. should never have been allowed. no reason to personify the only acceptable thankless master - servant relationship in existence. they should barely be allowed to form sentences.
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
we fucked up by not immediately outlawing computers imitating human personalities. should never have been allowed. no reason to personify the only acceptable thankless master - servant relationship in existence. they should barely be allowed to form sentences.