Vanessa Schmeltz - Herring
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Gary's and Jessie's treat dispenser. #COYS Daddy Davies Stan account, worst snooker player there is. Going on about books an awful lot. Less Eric Bristow, more Vanny Bisto
A certain person who was on an English Welsh sitcom famous in the uk a
Who emigrated for a show in America used to do this in a place I worked in, except he asked for parklife. Not only did we not have it on vinyl (60’s&70’s place) even if we did, we wouldn’t have played it. C u n t
Who emigrated for a show in America used to do this in a place I worked in, except he asked for parklife. Not only did we not have it on vinyl (60’s&70’s place) even if we did, we wouldn’t have played it. C u n t
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A certain person who was on an English Welsh sitcom famous in the uk a
Who emigrated for a show in America used to do this in a place I worked in, except he asked for parklife. Not only did we not have it on vinyl (60’s&70’s place) even if we did, we wouldn’t have played it. C u n t
Who emigrated for a show in America used to do this in a place I worked in, except he asked for parklife. Not only did we not have it on vinyl (60’s&70’s place) even if we did, we wouldn’t have played it. C u n t
Black and white ones? Thugxedos. The best kind
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Black and white ones? Thugxedos. The best kind
Oh this is terrible news
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh this is terrible news
People deserve everything they’re getting as a result.
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People deserve everything they’re getting as a result.
I think that might be a bit ambitious for me. I prefer admiring her from below 😆
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think that might be a bit ambitious for me. I prefer admiring her from below 😆
They are the cutest. we were apprehensive about bringing her home (after we’ve been given her via the distribution system) as Gary can be an arse but after a few initial grumbles he was washing her day 3 and since then they’re like butch Cassidy and the sundance kid
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They are the cutest. we were apprehensive about bringing her home (after we’ve been given her via the distribution system) as Gary can be an arse but after a few initial grumbles he was washing her day 3 and since then they’re like butch Cassidy and the sundance kid
I’m not so sure about that 😆
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m not so sure about that 😆
Yes, her brother from another mother
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yes, her brother from another mother
Well he’s her furry big brother
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Well he’s her furry big brother
She’d love that! The best is when she ambushes Gary from
Above who either doesn’t know she’s gonna do that or pretends he doesn’t and then lets himself be chased around by her
Above who either doesn’t know she’s gonna do that or pretends he doesn’t and then lets himself be chased around by her
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She’d love that! The best is when she ambushes Gary from
Above who either doesn’t know she’s gonna do that or pretends he doesn’t and then lets himself be chased around by her
Above who either doesn’t know she’s gonna do that or pretends he doesn’t and then lets himself be chased around by her
She does get down by herself, I think she likes the sensation of flight while she drops down. One of her favourites is letting herself fall onto the bed from the wardrobe and the bounce that happens upon landing
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She does get down by herself, I think she likes the sensation of flight while she drops down. One of her favourites is letting herself fall onto the bed from the wardrobe and the bounce that happens upon landing
She’s the nice one!
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
She’s the nice one!
The new series is so so good.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The new series is so so good.
Epos systems can be so stupid.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Epos systems can be so stupid.
Like Farage, they're funded by Putin to destabilise.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Like Farage, they're funded by Putin to destabilise.
It really didn’t need the “but” part
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It really didn’t need the “but” part
And idolise people like Robinson who are friends with known child molesters
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And idolise people like Robinson who are friends with known child molesters
Well he was kicked out because it was a negative review basically saying the price and quality aren’t worth it. They absolutely love those who keep peddling their tourist trap bollocks
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Well he was kicked out because it was a negative review basically saying the price and quality aren’t worth it. They absolutely love those who keep peddling their tourist trap bollocks