Vanessa Schmeltz - Herring
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Gary's and Jessie's treat dispenser. #COYS Daddy Davies Stan account, worst snooker player there is. Going on about books an awful lot. Less Eric Bristow, more Vanny Bisto
Yes, her brother from another mother
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yes, her brother from another mother
“I bet you wonder how I got here”
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“I bet you wonder how I got here”
Wonder what match they are watching
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Wonder what match they are watching
#book28 love DdM’s writing so this intrigued me when browsing @allgoodbookshop.co.uk 📚
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
#book28 love DdM’s writing so this intrigued me when browsing @allgoodbookshop.co.uk 📚
Cats are aloof and don’t like being petted. And that’s why they move themselves in with strangers, have cuddles with everyone and purr like a motor.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cats are aloof and don’t like being petted. And that’s why they move themselves in with strangers, have cuddles with everyone and purr like a motor.
Sometimes the real traitor is the one right in front of you
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes the real traitor is the one right in front of you
Science wants me to believe that cats are an apex predator and that their end game is not to have someone else do all the running for them and instead just lounge all day like emperor Nero
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Science wants me to believe that cats are an apex predator and that their end game is not to have someone else do all the running for them and instead just lounge all day like emperor Nero
Testing my three darts sets against each other and there’s a strong lead.
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Testing my three darts sets against each other and there’s a strong lead.
This bit is also conveniently overlooked.
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This bit is also conveniently overlooked.
Btw they’re plotting against me.
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Btw they’re plotting against me.
#book26 Back to a comfort read. Next one in the sister fidelma series. I’ve really struggled a bit with my reading pace this year and had some choices that were more of a slog to get through.
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
#book26 Back to a comfort read. Next one in the sister fidelma series. I’ve really struggled a bit with my reading pace this year and had some choices that were more of a slog to get through.
I guess everyone has a suitcase that’s solely used as a cat container?
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I guess everyone has a suitcase that’s solely used as a cat container?
Personal hygiene is very important.
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Personal hygiene is very important.
Thence. Did the editor not laugh their head off at this?
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thence. Did the editor not laugh their head off at this?
Baby cat is in love with Alan Partridge
October 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Baby cat is in love with Alan Partridge
Not sure saino’s made it clear enough it’s not a cash till
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not sure saino’s made it clear enough it’s not a cash till
#26 I need to get a wiggle on for my challenge. This year has crept up on me
October 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
#26 I need to get a wiggle on for my challenge. This year has crept up on me
Her new “shouts at neighbours” seat.
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Her new “shouts at neighbours” seat.
Forget the football. North
London’s real biggest rivalry.
London’s real biggest rivalry.
September 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Forget the football. North
London’s real biggest rivalry.
London’s real biggest rivalry.
