they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever

Tyrese Halliburton is the least Tyrese in Tyrese history. I wonder how he didn’t end up a Jaden?

every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap

@thepressbox.bsky.social why and how did the media decide to always refer to Kilmar Abrego Garcia as a “Maryland father”? Like how do they decide what his main descriptor is?

We all felt joy watching Elon’s sad interview on CNN the other day. To keep that feeling going, I vibe-coded “Sad Libs with Elon”, where you rewrite the interviewer’s questions and generate new audio directly into the video, letting you frame Elon’s despair any way you want.

sadlibs.replit.app