Papa Smurf
@lorenzmarcus.bsky.social
💙CEO, Security Geek (CCTV, Access Control). Technology Geek (WiFi, networks). Gamer, RPG’s, books, just a geek. Stage director, stage actor. Husband & Father. These neural pathways, most definitely diverge. Left leaning progressive. Yes, he’s a dictator💙
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Papa Smurf
@lorenzmarcus.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hello Smurfs. CEO who is passionate about tech: from securing spaces (CCTV, access control) to ethical hacking & network wizardry. Gamer & RPG fan, book lover, and stage performer when life calls. Exploring all geeky corners. Progressive and neurodivergent. Let’s connect and geek out together!
Just had a thought—if the sitting President found out that Greenland isn’t actually as big as it looks on most maps (it appears about 5 times larger than it really is thanks to map distortions), do you think he’d lose interest in it?
February 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just had a thought—if the sitting President found out that Greenland isn’t actually as big as it looks on most maps (it appears about 5 times larger than it really is thanks to map distortions), do you think he’d lose interest in it?
I have a question. Do the schools near the Whitehouse have to literal move? Are they close enough that they break some law about being that close to a sex offender?
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have a question. Do the schools near the Whitehouse have to literal move? Are they close enough that they break some law about being that close to a sex offender?
“Jurassic Park”—a cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your zoo’s IT guy work remotely.
January 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“Jurassic Park”—a cautionary tale about the dangers of letting your zoo’s IT guy work remotely.
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Good morning, beautiful humans
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Good morning, beautiful humans
I hate that I didn’t know this.
November 25, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I hate that I didn’t know this.
Hey Smurfs. Remember, the sciences allow us to ANSWER life’s questions. But it’s the arts that allow us to ASK them in the first place.
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Hey Smurfs. Remember, the sciences allow us to ANSWER life’s questions. But it’s the arts that allow us to ASK them in the first place.
Remember smurfs, The Doctor once told us to be rebelliously positive and positively rebellious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Remember smurfs, The Doctor once told us to be rebelliously positive and positively rebellious.
Friend, director, and future comedy mentor (not that I really need one… 😉). Check out his book and grab a copy—or three! While they might not fit in a stocking, they’ll look fantastic under the tree. Plus, you’ll be supporting a talented artist!
"5 to Places" Memoirs of a Theatre Kid by Zachariah Stearn, Hardcover | Barnes & Noble®
Zachariah Stearn is an actor, director, musician and stand up comedian who has been working professionally in theatre his entire adult life. 5 to Places is an all encompassing collection of memories a...
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November 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Friend, director, and future comedy mentor (not that I really need one… 😉). Check out his book and grab a copy—or three! While they might not fit in a stocking, they’ll look fantastic under the tree. Plus, you’ll be supporting a talented artist!
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Be like Mark Hamill.
November 15, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Be like Mark Hamill.
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”
HUMANS!
HUMANS!
Is there any man among us truly strong enough to pick up a stud finder and not hold it to their chest and announce “Found one”. Because I am not that man.
November 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Is there any man among us truly strong enough to pick up a stud finder and not hold it to their chest and announce “Found one”. Because I am not that man.
Hey Smurfs. The first pic is of a personal security device. Pull on the cord and it emits an ear piercing noise. The other is of my 2 fur-babies who found said device and decided to play with it, activating it. It took me 20min to figure out where/what it was. Thought aliens were attacking. 😑
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Hey Smurfs. The first pic is of a personal security device. Pull on the cord and it emits an ear piercing noise. The other is of my 2 fur-babies who found said device and decided to play with it, activating it. It took me 20min to figure out where/what it was. Thought aliens were attacking. 😑
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social Glad to see you. Looking forward to leadership, guidance, insight and as much snark as you can muster. #SmurfOn 💙💙💙
November 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social Glad to see you. Looking forward to leadership, guidance, insight and as much snark as you can muster. #SmurfOn 💙💙💙
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Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
Hey Smurfs. Do we have a secret handshake yet. Other than the tear stained cheeks and the “no fucks to give” look, how do I know it’s you on the street. 🥰💙💙💙
November 13, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Hey Smurfs. Do we have a secret handshake yet. Other than the tear stained cheeks and the “no fucks to give” look, how do I know it’s you on the street. 🥰💙💙💙
Hey Smurfs, how are YOU going to help defeat Gargamel and his evil hoard today? Me? I’m gonna be hella nice to people, show people respect and make sure anyone who feels less than feels seen and heard today. Papa Smurf.
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Hey Smurfs, how are YOU going to help defeat Gargamel and his evil hoard today? Me? I’m gonna be hella nice to people, show people respect and make sure anyone who feels less than feels seen and heard today. Papa Smurf.
@idinamenzel.bsky.social You are one of the reasons I hadn’t left X. I’m glad to see you are here. 💙
November 12, 2024 at 9:31 PM
@idinamenzel.bsky.social You are one of the reasons I hadn’t left X. I’m glad to see you are here. 💙
These are the amount of fucks I give today. Also, it looks like she feel asleep WANTING to play with her toy, but just couldn’t today. I totally get that.
November 12, 2024 at 1:43 PM
These are the amount of fucks I give today. Also, it looks like she feel asleep WANTING to play with her toy, but just couldn’t today. I totally get that.
I miss you Dad. Thanks to you & my boy for your service. Our veterans deserve access to Mental Health Care, especially in rural areas!
Streamlined disability claims.
Inclusion and equity in care for veterans who are women, people of color and/or LGBTQ+.
Expanded crisis prevention & suicide support.
Streamlined disability claims.
Inclusion and equity in care for veterans who are women, people of color and/or LGBTQ+.
Expanded crisis prevention & suicide support.
November 12, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I miss you Dad. Thanks to you & my boy for your service. Our veterans deserve access to Mental Health Care, especially in rural areas!
Streamlined disability claims.
Inclusion and equity in care for veterans who are women, people of color and/or LGBTQ+.
Expanded crisis prevention & suicide support.
Streamlined disability claims.
Inclusion and equity in care for veterans who are women, people of color and/or LGBTQ+.
Expanded crisis prevention & suicide support.
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Alright, who made this? 🤣
November 11, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Alright, who made this? 🤣