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lorenschreiber.bsky.social
@lorenschreiber.bsky.social
Short-tempered, prone to invective. Likes piña coladas, walks in the rain . . .”
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March 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was not surprised, were you? When Musk offered to buy the nuclear football—the device that allows the POTUS to launch nuclear weapons—for a couple billion, POTUS was interested in the deal. He didn’t need them, his buddy Putin had plenty and said he could use them anytime. Especially against . .
March 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When Crooks’ shot broke the teleprompter , and flying glass slightly injured the candidate, the idea that Republicans with guns might be a problem, the candidate began exploring ways to take guns out of citizens’ hands. His own private militia was one thing, but millions of renegade Republicans . .?
March 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There were a few conservative pundits writing under the pseudonym, “Jane Galt.” Megan McArdle for one. Each disavowed that they were the Jane Galt in question. That MMcA writes for the WP made her denial questionable. Regardless, “Who is Jane Galt?” Seemed to coincide with acts of sabotage.”
March 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
AI generated videos of Proud Boys and other “militias” in garters and stockings dancing to YMCA appeared over the regular content of broadcast television. The bottom crawl on Fox News read, “Who is Jane Galt . . ?”
March 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Congressional wives began receiving sexy lingerie with another woman’s name on the label. Gay videos arrived in the mailboxes of the stridently self-proclaimed “Christians.” Then, inexplicably, Swastikars started spontaneously catching fire. Some drifted off the road without regard to driver inputs.
March 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It started quietly. An ad appeared in the Washington Post’s want ads: “Who is Jane Galt?” A few days later, a loose nut on the engine gimbal caused the catastrophic loss of an unmanned Space X rocket. Then dozens, then scores, then thousands of Amazon packages went awry . . .
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And yet many veterans voted for Bone Spurs. Inconceivable.
March 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 2024: Trump will save the economy
March 2025: We have returned to subsistence agriculture
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Off to USITT in Columbus, Ohio on Wednesday. Drop by the Sapsis booth and say Hi if you're going.
March 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
March 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I left Sydney at 12:10 pm, and arrived home at 6:30 pm the same day, after 21 hours of travel. Yeah, my jets are lagging.
January 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Come on Iran! You promised!
January 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm about an hour away from the Fractured States of Fascism. Grabbing a pitchfork and lighting a torch. Time to man the ramparts.
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
@paully-wally.bsky.social not sure if this is how to reach you, but here i am.
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM