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the internet is so broken... i accidentally watch ONE little video reviewing a tin of fish and now there's thousands of tinned fish influencers clogging up my
feed.
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I can't believe they finally cancelled the host of "the Man Show"
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I would rather fill my ears with spiders than have to listen to "the Middle with Jeremy Hobson" @npr.org
September 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“During the Vietnam War... every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.” — Kurt Vonnegut
June 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sonny Angels are just Precious Moments for millennials
June 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Btw I posted about this exact problem on LinkedIn and one of my old comp sci professors wrote this (we're cooked)
June 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
CRISPR for people who think cilantro tastes like soap
April 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
New Turnstile track leans very hard into what can only be described as “yacht core”
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
mr brightside
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I often wonder how much insane bullshit skates through code reviews thanks to this "feature"
March 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cedar Rapids is easily one of the weirdest smelling cities in America, and I'm saying that as a resident of St. Louis
January 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
here's a really great, if not kind of sad, documentary on this wacko youtu.be/o2nszH7Kv8M
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
every Kubernetes cluster is secretly misconfigured in an esoteric way that only manifests when you are ready to walk away from your computer to do literally anything else
January 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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[bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55
December 29, 2024 at 2:18 PM
stahhhhp
December 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Me, every time ChatGPT confidently answers my question.
November 28, 2024 at 1:20 AM
@moll.dev have you ever played Songs of Syx?
November 24, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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2024 and every useful website is pivoting to this
April 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
almost every ad i get served these days is a clip of a c-list celebrity endorsing a product on a fake podcast
February 27, 2024 at 7:48 PM
gonna start a campaign to re-stigmatize adhd
January 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
egg nog is perfectly fine on its own, needs no liquor
December 7, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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NEVER!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 5, 2023 at 4:26 PM
my favorite silicon valley tech worker trope is "we don't have to worry about it because it won't be a problem once we ship <big idea>!"

<big idea> will take years, millions of dollars, and never ship
October 27, 2023 at 9:43 PM
i will never take any new technology seriously when i still have to choose between gradle and bazel as a daily torture experience
October 26, 2023 at 5:47 PM