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People blame me for things just because I did them.
March 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
People blame me for things just because I did them.
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy presidents day
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How do you coexist with people living in a fictitious reality held together by their confirmation bias
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How do you coexist with people living in a fictitious reality held together by their confirmation bias
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Hoarding is a mental illness unless the thing that you hoard is huge amounts of money, then you are considered successful
February 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hoarding is a mental illness unless the thing that you hoard is huge amounts of money, then you are considered successful
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This is why they're attacking science and education: if you can only win with disinformation, data become a threat.
February 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is why they're attacking science and education: if you can only win with disinformation, data become a threat.
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Christians have a persecution kink
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Christians have a persecution kink
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Okay, in this election you have the lady who wants to make the world incrementally better or the literal antichrist that will destroy everything you’ve ever known.
“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”
That’s isn’t one of the options.
“IM NOT VOTING!”
92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”
“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”
That’s isn’t one of the options.
“IM NOT VOTING!”
92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Okay, in this election you have the lady who wants to make the world incrementally better or the literal antichrist that will destroy everything you’ve ever known.
“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”
That’s isn’t one of the options.
“IM NOT VOTING!”
92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”
“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”
That’s isn’t one of the options.
“IM NOT VOTING!”
92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”
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To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
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me: idk man I’m always tired when I should be awake and wide awake when I should be tired and I just wanna eat and puke and cry and fight everyone all at the same time and I can’t tell if I’m sick or if I’m just getting old and…
waiter: i meant “are you okay over here” as in do you need more water
waiter: i meant “are you okay over here” as in do you need more water
January 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
me: idk man I’m always tired when I should be awake and wide awake when I should be tired and I just wanna eat and puke and cry and fight everyone all at the same time and I can’t tell if I’m sick or if I’m just getting old and…
waiter: i meant “are you okay over here” as in do you need more water
waiter: i meant “are you okay over here” as in do you need more water
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Is anybody else in this giant cauldron feeling the little bubbles running up their legs yet?
January 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is anybody else in this giant cauldron feeling the little bubbles running up their legs yet?
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please bestie I have so much to do
January 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
please bestie I have so much to do
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Sometimes I think about how makeup was invented, like one day some early human smeared some mud around their eyes and stepped into just the right light and everyone else was like okay, Grog, go off
January 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sometimes I think about how makeup was invented, like one day some early human smeared some mud around their eyes and stepped into just the right light and everyone else was like okay, Grog, go off
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New politician test:
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
New politician test:
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
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January 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Not letting people merge in an orderly fashion should lower your credit score
January 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not letting people merge in an orderly fashion should lower your credit score