Lorelei
@loreleif.bsky.social
Middle-aged geek. Queer as fuck. Jewish. Into music, sf/f/horror, and all things Arthurian. Overeducated. Will fight bigots. She/they.
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IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
Go part-time at work and go back to school.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Go part-time at work and go back to school.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Deer
Rabbits
Squirrels
Turkeys
Pigeons - look, they're not tame. It's not their fault their wild is overtaken with cities!
Deer
Rabbits
Squirrels
Turkeys
Pigeons - look, they're not tame. It's not their fault their wild is overtaken with cities!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bats
Dolphins
Horses
Moose
Whales (blue, orca, gray, and humpback)
the scariest of all of these was definitely the moose lmao
Bats
Dolphins
Horses
Moose
Whales (blue, orca, gray, and humpback)
the scariest of all of these was definitely the moose lmao
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bald eagles 🦅
Dolphins 🐬
Horses 🐴
Seals 🦭
Bears 🐻
Bald eagles 🦅
Dolphins 🐬
Horses 🐴
Seals 🦭
Bears 🐻
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Deer
Rabbits
Squirrels
Turkeys
Pigeons - look, they're not tame. It's not their fault their wild is overtaken with cities!
Deer
Rabbits
Squirrels
Turkeys
Pigeons - look, they're not tame. It's not their fault their wild is overtaken with cities!
Support your local vampires! You might save a life!
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Support your local vampires! You might save a life!
Had a dream where I found two new Mt Dew flavors: Horseradish and Owlless.
The Owlless didn’t taste like much of anything, by which I can only conclude that normal Mt Dew gets its flavor from owls!
I never did get to try the horseradish.
The Owlless didn’t taste like much of anything, by which I can only conclude that normal Mt Dew gets its flavor from owls!
I never did get to try the horseradish.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Had a dream where I found two new Mt Dew flavors: Horseradish and Owlless.
The Owlless didn’t taste like much of anything, by which I can only conclude that normal Mt Dew gets its flavor from owls!
I never did get to try the horseradish.
The Owlless didn’t taste like much of anything, by which I can only conclude that normal Mt Dew gets its flavor from owls!
I never did get to try the horseradish.
Our local news just covered Dick Cheney’s funeral. Prefaced by a “SPORTS” banner.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Our local news just covered Dick Cheney’s funeral. Prefaced by a “SPORTS” banner.
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Help an indie creator scale their business AND get cool stuff! It's a win for everyone!
Oh shit almost halfway to my goal for my upcoming Etsy shop and new zine project!!!!
itch.io/s/167602/let...
itch.io/s/167602/let...
Let's Get Physical Sale! by SmallTownCreepy
A bundle by SmallTownCreepy, $20.00 for 10 games
itch.io
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Help an indie creator scale their business AND get cool stuff! It's a win for everyone!
Lead story on the news: an NFL player was robbed. Three minute story.
Secondary story: a teenager was shot. 1 minute story.
Third story: a teenager died in a hit and run. 2 minute story.
WTF is wrong with this country?
Secondary story: a teenager was shot. 1 minute story.
Third story: a teenager died in a hit and run. 2 minute story.
WTF is wrong with this country?
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Lead story on the news: an NFL player was robbed. Three minute story.
Secondary story: a teenager was shot. 1 minute story.
Third story: a teenager died in a hit and run. 2 minute story.
WTF is wrong with this country?
Secondary story: a teenager was shot. 1 minute story.
Third story: a teenager died in a hit and run. 2 minute story.
WTF is wrong with this country?
The second piercing did actually achieve "what's that on your lip" from Mom!
"A piercing that's been there three weeks" did not impress her.
"A piercing that's been there three weeks" did not impress her.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The second piercing did actually achieve "what's that on your lip" from Mom!
"A piercing that's been there three weeks" did not impress her.
"A piercing that's been there three weeks" did not impress her.
I really hate drug commercials *anyway*, for a variety of reasons, but.
There is NO SUCH THING as an "unborn baby". It is an embryo or a fetus.
There is NO SUCH THING as an "unborn baby". It is an embryo or a fetus.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I really hate drug commercials *anyway*, for a variety of reasons, but.
There is NO SUCH THING as an "unborn baby". It is an embryo or a fetus.
There is NO SUCH THING as an "unborn baby". It is an embryo or a fetus.
Got my lip pierced two and a half weeks ago; going this weekend to get another so I have a spider bite.
Mom still hasn't said anything. Either her eyesight is worse than I thought or she's trying to wait me out. 😆
Mom still hasn't said anything. Either her eyesight is worse than I thought or she's trying to wait me out. 😆
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Got my lip pierced two and a half weeks ago; going this weekend to get another so I have a spider bite.
Mom still hasn't said anything. Either her eyesight is worse than I thought or she's trying to wait me out. 😆
Mom still hasn't said anything. Either her eyesight is worse than I thought or she's trying to wait me out. 😆
Someone wants to get this for me, right? www.touchofmodern.com/sales/flavia...
Flaviar Advent Calendar
Flaviar Whiskey Advent Calendar is more than a countdown — it’s a global whiskey journey, one day and one dram at a time. Behind each of its 24 doors lies a curated miniature showcasing the world’s be...
www.touchofmodern.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Someone wants to get this for me, right? www.touchofmodern.com/sales/flavia...
I am trying to explain to them that I need to go to work and cannot call out because I’m unable to move. They seem unimpressed.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I am trying to explain to them that I need to go to work and cannot call out because I’m unable to move. They seem unimpressed.
I live in a pretty solidly red area, and had shitty choices for everything, so I am just going to bask in NYC's glory for a bit. Congratulations, y'all!
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I live in a pretty solidly red area, and had shitty choices for everything, so I am just going to bask in NYC's glory for a bit. Congratulations, y'all!
“At least we’ve got it stopped.”
“Just as long as the arctic stays cold.”
I really want a sequel to The Blob that brings it back due to global warming.
“Just as long as the arctic stays cold.”
I really want a sequel to The Blob that brings it back due to global warming.
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“At least we’ve got it stopped.”
“Just as long as the arctic stays cold.”
I really want a sequel to The Blob that brings it back due to global warming.
“Just as long as the arctic stays cold.”
I really want a sequel to The Blob that brings it back due to global warming.
Trying to catch up this Halloween on some of the classic horror movies I've never seen. Currently watching Evil Dead.
This shit is NUTS. OMG.
This shit is NUTS. OMG.
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trying to catch up this Halloween on some of the classic horror movies I've never seen. Currently watching Evil Dead.
This shit is NUTS. OMG.
This shit is NUTS. OMG.
My watch is telling me happy birthday, and every time I tap the message, it shows me balloons. It's a stupid but really fun little moment of zen! (It does fireworks on New Year's Eve, too.)
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My watch is telling me happy birthday, and every time I tap the message, it shows me balloons. It's a stupid but really fun little moment of zen! (It does fireworks on New Year's Eve, too.)
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Well. Things are pretty bad for the current regime. Look who they've pissed off NOW. (Watch to the end, it's not just footage from Portland. Surprise musical guest!)
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
A Message From The Frog Resistance
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Well. Things are pretty bad for the current regime. Look who they've pissed off NOW. (Watch to the end, it's not just footage from Portland. Surprise musical guest!)
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
I made birria! It wasn't that hard, and I would totally do it again. Except I won't have to, because I now have three pounds of birria and I live with a vegan.
Also, I would only do it again if I can figure out how to sear the meat without smoking up the whole house and setting off the smoke alarm.
Also, I would only do it again if I can figure out how to sear the meat without smoking up the whole house and setting off the smoke alarm.
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I made birria! It wasn't that hard, and I would totally do it again. Except I won't have to, because I now have three pounds of birria and I live with a vegan.
Also, I would only do it again if I can figure out how to sear the meat without smoking up the whole house and setting off the smoke alarm.
Also, I would only do it again if I can figure out how to sear the meat without smoking up the whole house and setting off the smoke alarm.
I want to watch horror movies! So far just about every one I've started, I've wanted to smack the protagonist before long. Sigh. Can we please have horror movies *without* uptight Christian people we're supposed to relate to?
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I want to watch horror movies! So far just about every one I've started, I've wanted to smack the protagonist before long. Sigh. Can we please have horror movies *without* uptight Christian people we're supposed to relate to?
So apparently my comfort movie is In the Mouth of Madness.
Yeah, IDEK.
Yeah, IDEK.
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So apparently my comfort movie is In the Mouth of Madness.
Yeah, IDEK.
Yeah, IDEK.
