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ThePatchedVest
@loreevil.bsky.social
'90s music connoisseur • edgy transgressive author • meddling palaeontology hobbyist • resident evil supernerd • lead writer/programmer on burntherain

A merger of my three "other site" accounts into one super account.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
> Not me downgrading every new PCs to an older OS.

Seriously Microsoft, first Win 8, then Xbox One... now this.
a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
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August 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Thanks for reminding me of the Marvel kids cartoon they did where Ray Stevenson cameo'd as The Punisher and goes on a very Punisher-accurate tirade against brussels sprouts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVeL...
TSHSS - Punisher Hates Brussels Sprouts
YouTube video by Johnny C
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August 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by ThePatchedVest
Linda from Outbreak gets slept on for how her minor appearance and actions are technically wildly important in regards to bringing down Umbrella.
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not disagreeing that Resident Evil has a representation problem (especially for black females) but there are several black characters who are still alive — I wouldn’t say they are killed more than any other demographic in the franchise.
March 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sir, they aren’t chasing a three year old, they’re chasing the Vice President of the United States. 🙄
March 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
R.I.P. Argentina. 🫡
March 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I remember when DBD dropped the RPD map and everyone was SCREAMING about how 'too big and too confusing' the map was -- but me, a veteran RE2'r was perfectly at home (esp. with the added shortcuts, which admittedly did take some time to learn). 🥹
March 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
> marvel: no one is horny
> matt murdock: *breathes*
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I know it's a bit conceptually stale, but I think it'd be cool to get 28DL-like rage infected in a survival-horror RE game, have them in smaller numbers but be faster, deadlier and more intimidating than in TLOU or L4D.
I didn't think we'd get the RE-verse versions of werewolves and vampires first.
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Discounting remakes, we haven't had T-Virus zombies in a proper Resident Evil title in roughly 16 years. It's a hallmark of modern-RE to have "not zombies" as enemies. I guess it makes sense when the t-Virus has legit cures/vaccines in-universe and zombies were kinda overdone in pop media.
February 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oh wow, I'm never going to be able to unsee the Shattered Memories Cybil/Mariska Hargitay comparison now.
January 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Linda from Outbreak gets slept on for how her minor appearance and actions are technically wildly important in regards to bringing down Umbrella.
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh man, I love Heavens To Betsy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hEx...
Heavens To Betsy – Complicated (from Calculated)
YouTube video by Kill Rock Stars
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January 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They've been taught poor people are not humans but ravenous violent criminals who would murder, r*pe, steal and horde everything for themselves if given the chance.

In other words, the thing the rich do all the time.
December 16, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Pathetic yet fucking us all? That's right on the money.
December 16, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Those dinosaur designs are WILD such a blend between very early depictions and modern interpretations.
December 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Get something your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren will love.
December 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM