ThePatchedVest
@loreevil.bsky.social
'90s music connoisseur • edgy transgressive author • meddling palaeontology hobbyist • resident evil supernerd • lead writer/programmer on burntherain
A merger of my three "other site" accounts into one super account.
A merger of my three "other site" accounts into one super account.
Not disagreeing that Resident Evil has a representation problem (especially for black females) but there are several black characters who are still alive — I wouldn’t say they are killed more than any other demographic in the franchise.
March 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Not disagreeing that Resident Evil has a representation problem (especially for black females) but there are several black characters who are still alive — I wouldn’t say they are killed more than any other demographic in the franchise.
> marvel: no one is horny
> matt murdock: *breathes*
> matt murdock: *breathes*
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
> marvel: no one is horny
> matt murdock: *breathes*
> matt murdock: *breathes*
Linda from Outbreak gets slept on for how her minor appearance and actions are technically wildly important in regards to bringing down Umbrella.
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Linda from Outbreak gets slept on for how her minor appearance and actions are technically wildly important in regards to bringing down Umbrella.
we were robbed of the potential third
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
we were robbed of the potential third
I cannot reliably rank Resident Evil because I love SO much of this franchise but hate so much of it too (including the things I love).
I feel like any day of the week, anything below A to above E has the ability to do acrobatic placement gymnastics like the Tier List Olympics
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
I feel like any day of the week, anything below A to above E has the ability to do acrobatic placement gymnastics like the Tier List Olympics
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I cannot reliably rank Resident Evil because I love SO much of this franchise but hate so much of it too (including the things I love).
I feel like any day of the week, anything below A to above E has the ability to do acrobatic placement gymnastics like the Tier List Olympics
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
I feel like any day of the week, anything below A to above E has the ability to do acrobatic placement gymnastics like the Tier List Olympics
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
🔥 Opinion: Ranking Every Wesker VA By Performance (2/2)
5. Craig Burnatowski (RE4R)
6. Pablo Kuntz (RE1 ‘96)
7. Eric Pirius (RE1 ‘96 intro)
8. Conor Fogarty (DBD)
9. Jason O’ Mara (Extinction)
10. DC Douglas (UC/RE5/MvC3)
11. Shawn Roberts (Afterlife/Retribution/Final Chapter)
5. Craig Burnatowski (RE4R)
6. Pablo Kuntz (RE1 ‘96)
7. Eric Pirius (RE1 ‘96 intro)
8. Conor Fogarty (DBD)
9. Jason O’ Mara (Extinction)
10. DC Douglas (UC/RE5/MvC3)
11. Shawn Roberts (Afterlife/Retribution/Final Chapter)
November 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
🔥 Opinion: Ranking Every Wesker VA By Performance (2/2)
5. Craig Burnatowski (RE4R)
6. Pablo Kuntz (RE1 ‘96)
7. Eric Pirius (RE1 ‘96 intro)
8. Conor Fogarty (DBD)
9. Jason O’ Mara (Extinction)
10. DC Douglas (UC/RE5/MvC3)
11. Shawn Roberts (Afterlife/Retribution/Final Chapter)
5. Craig Burnatowski (RE4R)
6. Pablo Kuntz (RE1 ‘96)
7. Eric Pirius (RE1 ‘96 intro)
8. Conor Fogarty (DBD)
9. Jason O’ Mara (Extinction)
10. DC Douglas (UC/RE5/MvC3)
11. Shawn Roberts (Afterlife/Retribution/Final Chapter)
🔥 Opinion: Ranking Every Wesker VA By Performance (1/2)
1. Richard Waugh (CV/Zero/RE4)
2. Peter Jessop (REmake)
3. Andrew Smylie (almost every mid-late ‘00’s RE fan project, not official but damn + nostalgia's a b*tch)
3. Lance Reddick (Netflix)
4. Tom Hopper (WTRC)
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
1. Richard Waugh (CV/Zero/RE4)
2. Peter Jessop (REmake)
3. Andrew Smylie (almost every mid-late ‘00’s RE fan project, not official but damn + nostalgia's a b*tch)
3. Lance Reddick (Netflix)
4. Tom Hopper (WTRC)
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
November 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
🔥 Opinion: Ranking Every Wesker VA By Performance (1/2)
1. Richard Waugh (CV/Zero/RE4)
2. Peter Jessop (REmake)
3. Andrew Smylie (almost every mid-late ‘00’s RE fan project, not official but damn + nostalgia's a b*tch)
3. Lance Reddick (Netflix)
4. Tom Hopper (WTRC)
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
1. Richard Waugh (CV/Zero/RE4)
2. Peter Jessop (REmake)
3. Andrew Smylie (almost every mid-late ‘00’s RE fan project, not official but damn + nostalgia's a b*tch)
3. Lance Reddick (Netflix)
4. Tom Hopper (WTRC)
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil
Our favorite small-town-hero-turned-boulder-enthusiast: Chris Redfield. #REBHFun #REBH25th #ResidentEvil
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Our favorite small-town-hero-turned-boulder-enthusiast: Chris Redfield. #REBHFun #REBH25th #ResidentEvil
Our favorite master-of-unlocking-turned-sandwich: Jill Valentine. #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #JillValentine
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Our favorite master-of-unlocking-turned-sandwich: Jill Valentine. #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #JillValentine
I can’t tell you how appalled I am that I still frequently see Billy Coen on “Worst Resident Evil Characters” lists when he’s literally in the same game as Queen Leech Opera Man, what is wrong with these people? What happened to “rule of cool”?
November 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I can’t tell you how appalled I am that I still frequently see Billy Coen on “Worst Resident Evil Characters” lists when he’s literally in the same game as Queen Leech Opera Man, what is wrong with these people? What happened to “rule of cool”?
It may be an unpopular opinion, but if Dino Crisis ever gets remade I hope the characters & locale get significant redesign. Less of that futuristic B-movie shlock of the original and more of the dusty/rustic visual & tonal griminess of REmake/Zero. I want the game to be absolutely terrifying.
November 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
It may be an unpopular opinion, but if Dino Crisis ever gets remade I hope the characters & locale get significant redesign. Less of that futuristic B-movie shlock of the original and more of the dusty/rustic visual & tonal griminess of REmake/Zero. I want the game to be absolutely terrifying.
A re-translation/clarification of Leon's epilogue from OG RE3. Some words and tonal implications of the JP text were either misinterpreted or completely lost in the official localization. (Likewise, RE6's files revealed that Benford was the officer, so included that as a little bonus.)
#REBHFun
#REBHFun
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 PM
A re-translation/clarification of Leon's epilogue from OG RE3. Some words and tonal implications of the JP text were either misinterpreted or completely lost in the official localization. (Likewise, RE6's files revealed that Benford was the officer, so included that as a little bonus.)
#REBHFun
#REBHFun
November 22, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I often wonder where the RE franchise will head in the future, and what direction the next big "renovation" of the franchise will take us, especially as the remake era comes to a close.
#REBHFun #REBH27th #ResidentEvil
#REBHFun #REBH27th #ResidentEvil
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I often wonder where the RE franchise will head in the future, and what direction the next big "renovation" of the franchise will take us, especially as the remake era comes to a close.
#REBHFun #REBH27th #ResidentEvil
#REBHFun #REBH27th #ResidentEvil
In my opinion, these are the best RE Engine face model castings for these OG characters by far.
(Honorable Mentions: Ashley, Jill, Ada, and Kendo)
(Honorable Mentions: Ashley, Jill, Ada, and Kendo)
November 22, 2024 at 11:22 PM
In my opinion, these are the best RE Engine face model castings for these OG characters by far.
(Honorable Mentions: Ashley, Jill, Ada, and Kendo)
(Honorable Mentions: Ashley, Jill, Ada, and Kendo)
Once more, @capcom.bsky.social -- I know you guys really liked re-releasing and remastering Street Fighter II a million times... so... do you think... maybe?... for us? #ResidentEvil #Biohazard #REBH25th #REleaseTheClassics
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Once more, @capcom.bsky.social -- I know you guys really liked re-releasing and remastering Street Fighter II a million times... so... do you think... maybe?... for us? #ResidentEvil #Biohazard #REBH25th #REleaseTheClassics
At least we have a teaser poster for the #MaxPayneRemake now thanks to the investor meeting.
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
At least we have a teaser poster for the #MaxPayneRemake now thanks to the investor meeting.
Look, I love our imperfect RE fandom, wouldn't have stuck around 20+ years otherwise -- and the RoE team wholly has the right to associate/invite on any guests that they want -- but I still gotta say, a lot of respect was just lost. 🫤
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Look, I love our imperfect RE fandom, wouldn't have stuck around 20+ years otherwise -- and the RoE team wholly has the right to associate/invite on any guests that they want -- but I still gotta say, a lot of respect was just lost. 🫤
(1.5/) "Resident Evil" (2002) contains the same post-credits scene accompanying the Bad Ending (if the player fails to save Rebecca from the Hunter, does not return the gun and/or Barry is knocked over the ledge by Lisa), however instead of showing the Tyrants shadow over the…
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(1.5/) "Resident Evil" (2002) contains the same post-credits scene accompanying the Bad Ending (if the player fails to save Rebecca from the Hunter, does not return the gun and/or Barry is knocked over the ledge by Lisa), however instead of showing the Tyrants shadow over the…
(BONUS/7) In a mid-credits scene of "Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City" (2021), Albert Wesker wakes up in a body bag, he collapses on the floor and writhes in pain as his body adjusts from reanimation. He keeps his eyes shut as he is blinded by the light in the room and is…
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(BONUS/7) In a mid-credits scene of "Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City" (2021), Albert Wesker wakes up in a body bag, he collapses on the floor and writhes in pain as his body adjusts from reanimation. He keeps his eyes shut as he is blinded by the light in the room and is…
(BONUS/5) In a mid-credits scene for "Resident Evil: Afterline" (2010), Jill Valentine is seen commanding a battalion of Umbrella troopers on board an Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey approaching Arcadia, she commands them to shoot to kill and warns that they'll be in for the fight of…
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(BONUS/5) In a mid-credits scene for "Resident Evil: Afterline" (2010), Jill Valentine is seen commanding a battalion of Umbrella troopers on board an Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey approaching Arcadia, she commands them to shoot to kill and warns that they'll be in for the fight of…
(BONUS/4) In the pre-credits scene of "Resident Evil: Extinction" (2007), the film cuts to the zombified ruins of Tokyo, Japan before the camera pans underneath the road and sewers to a hidden underground facility where Albert Wesker reports to the other Umbrella employees that…
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(BONUS/4) In the pre-credits scene of "Resident Evil: Extinction" (2007), the film cuts to the zombified ruins of Tokyo, Japan before the camera pans underneath the road and sewers to a hidden underground facility where Albert Wesker reports to the other Umbrella employees that…
(BONUS/3) In a mid-credits tag for "Resident Evil: Apocalypse" (2004), the titles are seemingly interrupted by an advertisement for Umbrella reminiscent of the Regenerate campaign, and a voice-over narration that states: "This is a product of the Umbrella Corporation. Our…
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(BONUS/3) In a mid-credits tag for "Resident Evil: Apocalypse" (2004), the titles are seemingly interrupted by an advertisement for Umbrella reminiscent of the Regenerate campaign, and a voice-over narration that states: "This is a product of the Umbrella Corporation. Our…
(BONUS/2) Towards the end of the credits, during the bridge of 'Invisible Wounds (Dark Bodies)', archive audio from the film plays of Rain Ocampo saying "When I get out of here, think I'm gonna get laid", leading into the song's breakdown.
March 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
(BONUS/2) Towards the end of the credits, during the bridge of 'Invisible Wounds (Dark Bodies)', archive audio from the film plays of Rain Ocampo saying "When I get out of here, think I'm gonna get laid", leading into the song's breakdown.