Sorry no I'm not actually Iris

only in the shark universe

when I've been talking to this to friends IRL, I always say "hey I'm working on this exciting new Krypto project" and see their faces fall in disappointment, and then I say "Krypto with a 'k'" and get to see SUCH RELIEF

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1050...

Please buy a politician

hey now everyone wants 1004 gone

you can say you don't stand by something you once said but you can't unsay how you said it.

I remember how you were singing a very different tune during wrathcon.

Also Kalinin's stuff is 100% getting deleted.

Why are you spreading misinformation?

they are relative to the temperature of the rest of the universe

have you ever heard of "snapewives"? they were women who believed they were married to severus snape. phenomena of this sort proves that a pop cultural phenomenon has successfully embedded itself in the zeitgeist, and this was achieved in scp with talloraven shipping