Local Turnip
@lordturnip.bsky.social
I kinda remember when things were slightly okay.
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
Oooo, corner seat. Nice.
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oooo, corner seat. Nice.
Glad to hear he has no problem doing what he should, but won't, and feels like he doesn't have to.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Glad to hear he has no problem doing what he should, but won't, and feels like he doesn't have to.
Glad to hear he has no problem doing what he should, but won't, and feels like he doesn't have to.
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Glad to hear he has no problem doing what he should, but won't, and feels like he doesn't have to.
He sounds like he has a head cold and a recent lobotomy.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He sounds like he has a head cold and a recent lobotomy.
I've pre-ordered two and I've already stopped doing laundry just to practice.
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I've pre-ordered two and I've already stopped doing laundry just to practice.
Consumable Bird Pun
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Consumable Bird Pun
Once we get those new-fangled laundry robots off the assembly line, all our problems will be solved. Until then, men and woman will be miserable and lonely for different, yet equally valid reasons.
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Once we get those new-fangled laundry robots off the assembly line, all our problems will be solved. Until then, men and woman will be miserable and lonely for different, yet equally valid reasons.
He's turned off to conserve battery power
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He's turned off to conserve battery power
*looks around*
Suitable.
Suitable.
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
*looks around*
Suitable.
Suitable.
I feel like I'm outside my own body and just drifting through the void. Hard to focus on anything at the moment.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I feel like I'm outside my own body and just drifting through the void. Hard to focus on anything at the moment.
Seriously, he was a gem of the craft and had a stellar range for movie making magic. He delivered the best Romantic Comedy, the finest Fantasy Adventure, the most Thrilling of Suspense Horror. He will be sorely missed.
#RIPRobReiner
#RIPRobReiner
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Seriously, he was a gem of the craft and had a stellar range for movie making magic. He delivered the best Romantic Comedy, the finest Fantasy Adventure, the most Thrilling of Suspense Horror. He will be sorely missed.
#RIPRobReiner
#RIPRobReiner
Capable Presidents don't have to insist to everyone all the time that they are capable.
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Capable Presidents don't have to insist to everyone all the time that they are capable.
*email received*
Me: The absolute gall.
Me: The absolute gall.
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*email received*
Me: The absolute gall.
Me: The absolute gall.
I wish I had Disney+ so that I could cancel it.
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I wish I had Disney+ so that I could cancel it.
You misspelled 'Pirates'
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You misspelled 'Pirates'
What are American values at this point? Making it easy for children to be shot? War crimes? Destroying the environment? Bringing back measles?
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What are American values at this point? Making it easy for children to be shot? War crimes? Destroying the environment? Bringing back measles?
Woody the Undying rises from his slumber and demands to feast on the Christmas Wishes of your children!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Woody the Undying rises from his slumber and demands to feast on the Christmas Wishes of your children!!
Gotta get your soup on
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Gotta get your soup on
That would break our longstanding tradition of blowing money on the dumbest, most useless ideas.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
That would break our longstanding tradition of blowing money on the dumbest, most useless ideas.