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Eric Ravenscraft
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Clearly fake name. Freelance writer. Video essayist on YouTube. Formerly Lifehacker. Will shitpost for cash.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/lordravenscraft
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
this website is free
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
like nah, I'm sorry this is absolute loser behavior. this is bottom of the barrel, knee jerk, pile-on lemming shit

the best case here is y'all are bullying randos for clout, and that's pathetic

worst case, this behavior amplifies ragebait. which isn't the case here, but this is how it happens
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
lazy but you get the idea

anyway I'm high on painkillers lol
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
just gonna go ahead and save someone the trouble and put these together into one template for the inevitable riffs on this one
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
it's not just that it's illegal when Democrats do it

it's that's it's illegal when voters want it

California is the only state that actually asked voters if they want this. They said yes.

I know I never got to vote against Texas redistricting, but that's not illegal because Republicans want it
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
mfer watch me
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In today's edition of "every accusation is a confession"

Republicans like Andy Ogles want to strip Mamdani of citizenship by claiming he lied on his application

Andy Ogles, meanwhile, has an entire "Disputed career claims" on his Wikipedia entry for lying about his job qualifications
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is.... actually hilariously bad. For a company of OpenAI's size and scope, less than half a million installs is abysmal for a launch this high profile.

For comparison, Threads got 40 *million* installs on its first day, and there's no way that many people actually care about Facebook's Twitter
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this is stupid, but also worth keeping in mind: this is contingent on Musk hitting a litany of absolutely insane targets

if he doesn't ship 1M humanoid robots

if he doesn't ship 20M vehicles

if he doesn't get 10M FSD subscriptions

also if he stops being CEO

deal's off

lol. lmao, even
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is the fucking funniest thing to read, btw.

While at WIRED, I had a manager:

- mock my physical tics during a large meeting
- shout at me and slam his laptop in the middle of the Conde cafeteria
- Shout at me at a bar after hours for raising ethical concerns

+more with zero consequences
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
its honestly so much worse than that. green screen suits with a couple half-assed tracking stickers. like I can't think of anything that would be worse for tracking complex body movements during dance numbers

given the context, it's a miracle the FX looked as good as they did
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
what the ever loving fuck are we even doing here?

how the fuck do you uncritically parrot the words "homeless industrial complex" in your writing and not immediately die of shame and incompetence?
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
one of my favorite comparisons so far is Grokipedia's version of "sexual intercourse" which, on top of from saying it's explicitly a human act, differs from Wikipedia mainly by being grossed out by non-hetero, missionary sex

it reeks of "sex is for procreation, not the fun those PERVS have"
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if you think someone is a liar because they said "aunt" instead of consulting the chart to find "first cousin, once removed" or whatever the shit, I will put you in a locker myself
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
ooh dang yeah like this one that's like $3k, that's a nice ladder. I bet heist professionals would have a ladder like this
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
do NOT make jokes about my best, personal friend capitalism, or I WILL turn on all caps!!!
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think a big part of the reason Beast Machines struggles to land as hard as its predecessor is how absolutely paltry the cast is compared to Beast Wars

in the first few episodes, not only are many characters removed, but no new characters are introduced until...this guy. a diagnostic drone
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
anyway, Transmutate is a character that explicitly doesn't conform to typical notions of Transformer aesthetics, and is consistently referred to using genderless pronouns

so if you're crashing out over "they", it's a skill issue my friend
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it is so easy and fun to piss off these weirdo crybabies

just crying and shitting themselves as soon as they encounter a pronoun they don't like
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
okay, research phase on Beast Machines has begun, and right off the bat, it's SO clear that this show has a ton more flexibility in its animation. scenes with background elements! experimenting with visual style! very cool shit going on here!

these episodes came out the SAME year as Beast Wars S3
October 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
honestly, this sucks

I don't even know what "agenda" this person thinks I might have. I could speculate but it's not worth that kind of time. Regardless, it sure reads as "I'm glad you shut the hell up about things I don't want to hear" and, quite frankly, fuck that noise

anyway, trans rights
October 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM