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Lord Pythas
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Naught but stolen memes and depression around here! ||
@Twitch Streamer || http://lordpythas.carrd.co
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April 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
April 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Toxic masculinity implies the existence of Oops I Did It Again masculinity and Hit Me Baby One More Time masculinity
March 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I've had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court...
January 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don't know what's going on, but I keep finding out and I am not fucking around, whatsoever. I am not fucking around at all yet I'm still finding out! I need it to stop! I don't want to find out anymore! Please help!
January 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Google, stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in the area! I have a mirror!
January 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
After 1.5 Billion views, YouTube took down the Rick Roll song and now I don't know what to do with my life
youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...
January 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
lol, what if we fucked around and kissed under Dunwall Tower?
I'm kidding! lol! unless...

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a man with a very long neck is waving from behind a fence
Alt: a man with a very long neck is waving from behind a fence
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January 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sesbian Lex
January 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
New Year, Same EXACT me.
I've made it through 16 hours of 2024 without writting the wrong year! Its the beginning of a new era chat!

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First Playthrough since 2016. Oh boy here I go killin' again! || Dishonored 2 (Xbox Series X)
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January 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Everyone whip your ducks out!
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a white cat is looking at a bunch of yellow rubber ducks in a bathtub
Alt: a white cat is looking at a bunch of yellow rubber ducks in a bathtub
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December 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Babe, wake up, new phobia just dropped
SHIVER Trailer 4K (New Survival Horror Game 2025)
YouTube video by Punish
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December 28, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I guess you could say our first playthrough of Dishonored 2 is going really well...

More tonight, twitch.tv/LordPythas
3:30 pm pst
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December 27, 2024 at 2:11 PM
363 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up! Unbelievable!
December 27, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I'm not gonna lie, Boomers were really on to something when they bought up all the houses and then made houses illegal. That was pretty tight.
December 26, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!
And if you don't celebrate, I hope you have a dope Wednesday and a happy new year!

Thanks for sticking with me!
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Wrong again idiot! It's not "gaslighting", I'm lying to you! and I'm not doing it to make you feel crazy, I'm doing it because I don't respect you! If that makes you feel crazy, thats probably a you problem!
December 23, 2024 at 9:20 AM
I think the hardest thing about being is that it's all day, every day, yknow? No breaks. No breaks... just one... JUST ONE! Ten minutes!?! I need a cigarette, please!!!
December 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Burger King announces a new BK themed Advent Calendar by saying, "It’s the Most Whopper®-ful Time of the Year!"
... it feels like that sentence should be accompanied by prison time.
It’s the Most Whopper®-ful Time of the Year! Burger King® Celebrates the Holiday Season With a Limited-Edition Advent Calendar and 31 Days of Deals
news.bk.com
December 16, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Seems pretty okay!
Excited for next year!
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December 10, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Reject humanity, now is the time for a 140 page guide on how to play The Clown in DbD:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Comprehensive Guide to Extremely Advanced-Level Clown Strategies
This document is meant to be a comprehensive explanation and breakdown of the many nuances and intricacies surrounding high-level Clown gameplay. It also includes extra resources for optimizing one's ...
docs.google.com
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
As long as we're pissing off the #DeadByDaylight Community, Lets go for broke!
Here are my picks for the worst->Best exhaustion Perks in the Game!

🧵1/11
December 9, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by Lord Pythas
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Hot DBD take: The game isnt Killer sided OR survivor sided. It swaps. At the beginning of the match the Survivors have the advantage, all the resources are still up, all the pallets, and breakable walls are up, and they have all their health states left which gives them more room for mistakes...
December 9, 2024 at 9:27 AM
In a perfect world no one would applaud vigilante justice...

But we don't have Coke, so Pepsi is fine.
December 6, 2024 at 11:27 PM