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Hugh Guiney
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💻 Programmer • 🎬 Filmmaker • 🎫 EDM head • 🧳 Boston / NYC • 🍕 Pizza lover
(Guiney 🗣 GUY-knee)

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OK why is AMC acting like it’s launching the PlayStation 6
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Crazy how this description is both accurate AND false advertising at the same time #Eddington
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
James Vanderbilt on what it means to show a film of his (“Nuremberg”) in the historic Chinese Theatre 🥹
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Showed up 90 minutes early to start the standby line for an early screening of the new Lanthimos. Wish me luck!! #AFIFest #Bugonia
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“Tron: Ares” is absolutely incredible. Can’t believe Disney greenlit a $180 million vibes movie. Essentially functions as a two-hour long NIN music video, not unlike predecessor Daft Punk’s “Interstella 5555”. F the haters
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Weapons”: Certainly original but I don't know that it necessarily lives up to the hype as this genre-defying thing. I like Creggar's sensibilities but this is a few script revisions shy of being truly great. (cont’d)

#HughsReviews
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
First time seeing “Possession”. Unfortunately it just did not connect for me. It felt like I was watching a self-indulgent acting class final project. I feel like there is expressionism and then there’s just bad filmmaking. (cont’d)

#HughsReviews
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“Barry Lyndon”: Another masterpiece from Kubrick the GOAT. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something this laugh-out-loud funny that was so meticulously crafted. Each and every shot could be printed out and framed; even its use of follow focus is a marvel to behold. (1/4)

#HughsReviews
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“Superposition” is heavily influenced by Frank Miller’s writing for the “Batman: Year One” and Daredevil comic books, while also being a deconstruction of Batman.
August 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Superposition” follows Nora, a homeless graffiti artist and masked vigilante who stumbles upon a corporate conspiracy that changes the course of her life.

Here’s a taste from this in-progress first draft.

#NoSpoonProductions
August 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Why have consumer electronics manufacturers collectively agreed that this is OK??
May 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“The White Lotus” is hands-down the smartest thing on television right now. It manages to excel as both a compelling drama and a laugh-out-loud comedy; a far more effective class satire than the similarly premised “Triangle of Sadness”. (cont’d)
May 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
“The Monkey” is a good time. I'm mostly over horror-comedy but this tickled me for sure. Sort of zooms out on a slasher movie world and examines what witnessing constant death might do to a person, or to society at large.

(1/2)

#HughsReviews
February 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary Special has to be one of the best episodes of television ever produced.

(1/17)

#HughsReviews #SNL #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Mahomes having a bad night

McConaughey having a great night

#SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nobody has ever won a beef this hard

Can you imagine if the diss track calling you a p*do was the centerpiece of the Super Bowl halftime show

#SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The #SuperBowl is the one time a year when celebrities find out how much their dignity is worth
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Looks like Google Gemini has picked up on me lmao

(and yes I misspelled my own name when namesearching myself, I am both conceited and a dumbass)
February 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Two things have made me cry today:

1.) Shadow the Hedgehog & Maria Robotnik’s relationship in Sonic 3

2.) Demi Moore's #GoldenGlobes Speech
January 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“Wicked”: Finally felt well enough to leave the house so caught this with my mom and brother. Not a big musical guy but was totally blown away. Gorgeous set pieces and costuming. Expert storytelling; every minute of the 2h 40m runtime is put to work
January 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
UberEats driver pretending to deliver then immediately stealing my order 😡
January 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
#Nosferatu: Holy fucking shit. I cried tears of joy. A meticulously crafted love letter to the original—and to the horror genre at large—while still feeling unlike anything I’ve seen before. Eggers is in top form here; every shot/performance/effect is dialed in
December 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Gmailed without parole
February 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
From the investor e-mail they sent out
January 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Thorough yet easy-to-follow primer on the mechanics of film funding in this video by StudioBinder: youtu.be/A0W0JLP7Eow?...
November 6, 2023 at 11:18 PM