Hugh Guiney
@lordpancreas.bsky.social
💻 Programmer • 🎬 Filmmaker • 🎫 EDM head • 🧳 Boston / NYC • 🍕 Pizza lover
(Guiney 🗣 GUY-knee)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LordPancreas
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IMDb: https://imdb.me/hugh
(Guiney 🗣 GUY-knee)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LordPancreas
Threads: https://www.threads.net/@lordpancreas
IMDb: https://imdb.me/hugh
OK why is AMC acting like it’s launching the PlayStation 6
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OK why is AMC acting like it’s launching the PlayStation 6
Crazy how this description is both accurate AND false advertising at the same time #Eddington
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Crazy how this description is both accurate AND false advertising at the same time #Eddington
Yesterday I posted a thread about my disappointment w/ #TheChairCompany thus far, but I just finished Episode 4 & thought it was great. It actually managed to advance the plot in a meaningful way & connect with the audience emotionally, rather than just being a series of zany gags stringed together.
Not understanding all of the love for #TheChairCompany. I was all-in after the first episode but episode 2 and 3 have not lived up to the premiere. I like some of “I Think You Should Leave”but it got old fast; a lot of it just boils down to Tim shouting weird lines, as if loud = funny.
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Yesterday I posted a thread about my disappointment w/ #TheChairCompany thus far, but I just finished Episode 4 & thought it was great. It actually managed to advance the plot in a meaningful way & connect with the audience emotionally, rather than just being a series of zany gags stringed together.
Not understanding all of the love for #TheChairCompany. I was all-in after the first episode but episode 2 and 3 have not lived up to the premiere. I like some of “I Think You Should Leave”but it got old fast; a lot of it just boils down to Tim shouting weird lines, as if loud = funny.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Not understanding all of the love for #TheChairCompany. I was all-in after the first episode but episode 2 and 3 have not lived up to the premiere. I like some of “I Think You Should Leave”but it got old fast; a lot of it just boils down to Tim shouting weird lines, as if loud = funny.
James Vanderbilt on what it means to show a film of his (“Nuremberg”) in the historic Chinese Theatre 🥹
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
James Vanderbilt on what it means to show a film of his (“Nuremberg”) in the historic Chinese Theatre 🥹
Dude next to me on the plane is not only hogging the entire armrest but is second-screening the John Wick documentary with a quarterly earnings PowerPoint (which is to say he is not watching the movie at all). How is leaving the house as a brown person currently illegal but not this
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Dude next to me on the plane is not only hogging the entire armrest but is second-screening the John Wick documentary with a quarterly earnings PowerPoint (which is to say he is not watching the movie at all). How is leaving the house as a brown person currently illegal but not this
“Tron: Ares” is absolutely incredible. Can’t believe Disney greenlit a $180 million vibes movie. Essentially functions as a two-hour long NIN music video, not unlike predecessor Daft Punk’s “Interstella 5555”. F the haters
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Tron: Ares” is absolutely incredible. Can’t believe Disney greenlit a $180 million vibes movie. Essentially functions as a two-hour long NIN music video, not unlike predecessor Daft Punk’s “Interstella 5555”. F the haters
I loved the movie but Easton Ellis is right that calling it “important” is just rah-rah nonsense. The movie is not very political; it merely uses modern political struggle as a backdrop for a father–daughter story. (cont’d)
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‘One Battle After Another’ Is a Hit with Critics Because It ‘Aligns with a Leftist Sensibility,’ Says Bret Easton Ellis: ‘There’s a Liberal Mustiness to This Movie’
Bret Easton Ellis says critics love 'One Battle After Another' because it has 'leftist sensibilities.'
variety.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I loved the movie but Easton Ellis is right that calling it “important” is just rah-rah nonsense. The movie is not very political; it merely uses modern political struggle as a backdrop for a father–daughter story. (cont’d)
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
There aren’t many pivots the movies can really make to cater to the TikTok generation that wouldn’t also make the cinematic experience utterly pointless. We are faced with an issue that is borderline unrecoverable. (1/5)
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Reese Witherspoon Says Hollywood Will ‘Change Radically’ to Adapt to ‘Shifting’ Attention Spans: ‘Kids Don’t Go to the Movies’
Reese Witherspoon says Hollywood will 'change radically' in order to keep up with 'shifting' attention spans.
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There aren’t many pivots the movies can really make to cater to the TikTok generation that wouldn’t also make the cinematic experience utterly pointless. We are faced with an issue that is borderline unrecoverable. (1/5)
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
“Weapons”: Certainly original but I don't know that it necessarily lives up to the hype as this genre-defying thing. I like Creggar's sensibilities but this is a few script revisions shy of being truly great. (cont’d)
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September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“Weapons”: Certainly original but I don't know that it necessarily lives up to the hype as this genre-defying thing. I like Creggar's sensibilities but this is a few script revisions shy of being truly great. (cont’d)
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First time seeing “Possession”. Unfortunately it just did not connect for me. It felt like I was watching a self-indulgent acting class final project. I feel like there is expressionism and then there’s just bad filmmaking. (cont’d)
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September 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
First time seeing “Possession”. Unfortunately it just did not connect for me. It felt like I was watching a self-indulgent acting class final project. I feel like there is expressionism and then there’s just bad filmmaking. (cont’d)
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“Barry Lyndon”: Another masterpiece from Kubrick the GOAT. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something this laugh-out-loud funny that was so meticulously crafted. Each and every shot could be printed out and framed; even its use of follow focus is a marvel to behold. (1/4)
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August 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“Barry Lyndon”: Another masterpiece from Kubrick the GOAT. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something this laugh-out-loud funny that was so meticulously crafted. Each and every shot could be printed out and framed; even its use of follow focus is a marvel to behold. (1/4)
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After years of being an underdeveloped idea, the inspiration is really starting to hit on my latest screenplay “Superposition” (working title). This will be the first entry in a thriller trilogy/tetralogy (undecided) exploring class struggle, belief systems, and end-stage environmentalism.
August 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
After years of being an underdeveloped idea, the inspiration is really starting to hit on my latest screenplay “Superposition” (working title). This will be the first entry in a thriller trilogy/tetralogy (undecided) exploring class struggle, belief systems, and end-stage environmentalism.
Thank you officer now if you wouldn’t mind reading me my Samantha rights
July 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thank you officer now if you wouldn’t mind reading me my Samantha rights
New Jersey is the Boston New York and Boston is the Connecticut New Jersey
July 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
New Jersey is the Boston New York and Boston is the Connecticut New Jersey
Hate to be one of those “watch this space”pricks but I’m launching a film magazine v. v. soon and I can't wait to share it with you all
July 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hate to be one of those “watch this space”pricks but I’m launching a film magazine v. v. soon and I can't wait to share it with you all
Only person at MSG I'm happy for tonight is Timmy. He gets more date nights with Kylie. Everyone else can kick rocks!!!
May 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Only person at MSG I'm happy for tonight is Timmy. He gets more date nights with Kylie. Everyone else can kick rocks!!!
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Why have consumer electronics manufacturers collectively agreed that this is OK??
Why have consumer electronics manufacturers collectively agreed that this is OK??
May 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
eero
Why have consumer electronics manufacturers collectively agreed that this is OK??
Why have consumer electronics manufacturers collectively agreed that this is OK??
Whoever took over Product at Quora these past few years should be ashamed of themselves. Took one of the rare web apps still acting as a social good in the modern age. Turned it into Yahoo! Answers 2.0. No descriptions anymore. Ads galore. Responses are to DIFFERENT questions!!!
May 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whoever took over Product at Quora these past few years should be ashamed of themselves. Took one of the rare web apps still acting as a social good in the modern age. Turned it into Yahoo! Answers 2.0. No descriptions anymore. Ads galore. Responses are to DIFFERENT questions!!!
“The White Lotus” is hands-down the smartest thing on television right now. It manages to excel as both a compelling drama and a laugh-out-loud comedy; a far more effective class satire than the similarly premised “Triangle of Sadness”. (cont’d)
May 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
“The White Lotus” is hands-down the smartest thing on television right now. It manages to excel as both a compelling drama and a laugh-out-loud comedy; a far more effective class satire than the similarly premised “Triangle of Sadness”. (cont’d)
One of the more insidious things that the widespread corporate adoption of Slack has done is a total lack of data portability.
(1/4)
(1/4)
April 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
One of the more insidious things that the widespread corporate adoption of Slack has done is a total lack of data portability.
(1/4)
(1/4)
I’m a hypocrite, but I don’t tolerate hypocrisy in other people.
April 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m a hypocrite, but I don’t tolerate hypocrisy in other people.
Instagram suspended my account. They won’t tell me why, but I suspect it’s because I posted a photo of my friend’s kitschy butt-shaped glassware to my stories because I thought it was fun. My guess is they ran AI or computer vision on it and it was determined to be graphic.
(1/5)
(1/5)
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Instagram suspended my account. They won’t tell me why, but I suspect it’s because I posted a photo of my friend’s kitschy butt-shaped glassware to my stories because I thought it was fun. My guess is they ran AI or computer vision on it and it was determined to be graphic.
(1/5)
(1/5)
“The Monkey” is a good time. I'm mostly over horror-comedy but this tickled me for sure. Sort of zooms out on a slasher movie world and examines what witnessing constant death might do to a person, or to society at large.
(1/2)
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February 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“The Monkey” is a good time. I'm mostly over horror-comedy but this tickled me for sure. Sort of zooms out on a slasher movie world and examines what witnessing constant death might do to a person, or to society at large.
(1/2)
#HughsReviews
(1/2)
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