Nate Maguire
lordofpirates.bsky.social
Nate Maguire
@lordofpirates.bsky.social
Living through this pre-apocalypse life, one day at a time.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The first fight of rule club is you talk about club rules not do.
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My Friday night fit for the local goth club. Remember, a “mid-life crisis” is really just a letting go of the fear that holds you back. As long as you’re not hurting others or yourself, all things are permissible.
September 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I can wear a large shirt now. That’s it, that’s the skeet.
July 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible.”

A cool but rebellious teenager gets to know his parents better and ultimately improves their relationship.

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June 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’ve been on this train for 8 hours and these two older black dudes who were strangers at the start have been chatting it up non-stop for the last 5. If they’re not best friends by the end of this motherfucker…
June 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is apparently a mama sloth and her baby. Sloth Cube is love, Sloth Cube is life.
April 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

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March 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don’t care if they’re villains. Their rendition of “Black Sheep” fucking slaps.
January 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I went to an Amanda Palmer show around 2012/2013. Gaiman was there and signed my Barnes and Noble hard copy of “American Gods.” I’ve never wanted to burn a book before, but now? Can’t imagine having that thing in my house anymore. My heart is sad.
January 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Love when I can rock the black. Don’t mind my dumpy little hands.
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I only eat fake ass chili.
December 6, 2024 at 1:40 AM
My dog’s being a middle of the night cuddle slut. Makes the insomnia worth it.
November 30, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Whelp. I’m here. *Crawls into dark corner to resume lurking.*
November 29, 2024 at 2:27 PM