Lord Macaroni
@lordmacaroni.bsky.social
Self-proclaimed hoopy frood
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Today is National Thesaurus Day.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Today is National Thesaurus Day.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
Personally, we find these made-up holidays contemptible, abhorrent, nauseating, repugnant, and unpalatable.
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I’m just glad the US military is finally focused on the real threats - Minnesota and Denmark.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I’m just glad the US military is finally focused on the real threats - Minnesota and Denmark.
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Oh shit: maybe they misheard, and were thinking “ELVES”!
Perhaps they believe Elvis is in Greenland?
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Oh shit: maybe they misheard, and were thinking “ELVES”!
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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I just remembered, the other day, that I had this account... Then I had to contact customer support for getting into it, because I forgot the password *and* what email address I used for it...
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January 15, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I just remembered, the other day, that I had this account... Then I had to contact customer support for getting into it, because I forgot the password *and* what email address I used for it...
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22, but that's assuming that some of the cities listed are NOT the ones in America -- like there's a Frankfurt in Kentucky and one in Germany, and there's a Melbourne in Florida and one in Australia. I'm assuming that cases like that refer to the ones not in the US.
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
22, but that's assuming that some of the cities listed are NOT the ones in America -- like there's a Frankfurt in Kentucky and one in Germany, and there's a Melbourne in Florida and one in Australia. I'm assuming that cases like that refer to the ones not in the US.