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Captain Lord Garvar
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Ex-Game Developer. Currently working on 2 new games (Breakout Beyond out now!)

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December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this is great, it used to be STUPIDLY BLOATED
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have never heard someone say digital Games don't go on sale because things like steam have been around for like what 20 years now so there's just 20 years worth of proof lying around
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
there is a website dedicated to cataloging which physical games will even still work when storefronts inevitably go down and the day 1 patches become unavailable

to add injury to insult
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the dig a hole game rules
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wait when does it get cold? After this screenshot?
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Solid sound for the narrator/description too
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
greybox development at its finest
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Rise...I haven't played the ps4 version but 100% would if it meant hunting with lads...
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
isn't that a good feeling though? I love it. Kill my circulation
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the fact that you can do dumb shit like this is incredible
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
could have, just need to cut those texture sizes by 3/4 so they look ps2-era and that has a massive impact on storage

audio bitrate, too. That game had a lot of music and a lot of dialog. Could easily shave gigs just off the soundtrack if you don't mind everything getting worse
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
this line of thinking is why I have dogs

absolute album material, these pups
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The little crane game that let you get stickers to place on your home screen to customize it was like, the pinnacle of personalization in a weird way. Why hasn't anybody done that since? It was so novel and dumb and fun
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Anything 65W or better should do the job just as well. I got a lil usbc charger that's just as good as the native steam deck charger but it's smaller and I take that thing everywhere
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I remember this game for its blood fountains
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I remember that fake Zelda trailer that took place in the future and replaced the horse with a motorcycle. Ahead of its time
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I celebrate the fact that if you try to run in tight circles like a goofball in final Fantasy 13 your character gets annoyed and stops
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
fuckin loved that kirby clash game
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM