Captain Lord Garvar
@lordgarvar.bsky.social
Ex-Game Developer. Currently working on 2 new games (Breakout Beyond out now!)
Every post is a Certified Treat, Guaranteed.
Every post is a Certified Treat, Guaranteed.
It's winter now
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's winter now
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Soak and smoke time
(I'm not as tired as I look I'm just bad at looking content)
(I'm not as tired as I look I'm just bad at looking content)
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Soak and smoke time
(I'm not as tired as I look I'm just bad at looking content)
(I'm not as tired as I look I'm just bad at looking content)
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Good part just came on though
August 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Good part just came on though
How much is too much tv time for a dog? She's 25 pounds so I'm thinking 25 minutes is the right amount, yeah?
August 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How much is too much tv time for a dog? She's 25 pounds so I'm thinking 25 minutes is the right amount, yeah?
@doofivirus.bsky.social happy belated birthday to the horniest guy I know
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@doofivirus.bsky.social happy belated birthday to the horniest guy I know
Did someone say dogs
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Did someone say dogs
AND TOPLESS
I have 1Mbps up so you better enjoy it
I have 1Mbps up so you better enjoy it
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
AND TOPLESS
I have 1Mbps up so you better enjoy it
I have 1Mbps up so you better enjoy it
The only things I can hear are birds crying out for sex, and the clickity clack of tiny feet.
July 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The only things I can hear are birds crying out for sex, and the clickity clack of tiny feet.
Curls hitting pretty good today
July 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Curls hitting pretty good today
here is some gameplay footage I cropped and then compressed the hell out of today
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
here is some gameplay footage I cropped and then compressed the hell out of today
I think my phone was trying to be heartwarming in a dystopian way, but instead was just kinda mean
May 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I think my phone was trying to be heartwarming in a dystopian way, but instead was just kinda mean
NonTrotski jumpscare in the output log in unreal until I remembered what I was doing and that this is Normal
i.imgur.com/e4rhTip.png
i.imgur.com/e4rhTip.png
April 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
NonTrotski jumpscare in the output log in unreal until I remembered what I was doing and that this is Normal
i.imgur.com/e4rhTip.png
i.imgur.com/e4rhTip.png
April 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know I shouldn't code in an inactive deployment with no intellisense, but at least this typo was a good one
i.imgur.com/IiTrpxz.png
i.imgur.com/IiTrpxz.png
April 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I know I shouldn't code in an inactive deployment with no intellisense, but at least this typo was a good one
i.imgur.com/IiTrpxz.png
i.imgur.com/IiTrpxz.png
oh it's popping off today #breakoutbeyond
April 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
oh it's popping off today #breakoutbeyond
When I confronted her about it she got very defensive and hostile
April 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When I confronted her about it she got very defensive and hostile
Snuck into my boss' office and she wasn't even working !!!
April 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Snuck into my boss' office and she wasn't even working !!!
I've made a smart decision
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I've made a smart decision
But what I CAN do is post a selfie from Kabukicho/Kamurocho. It was definitely a fun time VIDEO GAME SIGHTSEEING
April 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
But what I CAN do is post a selfie from Kabukicho/Kamurocho. It was definitely a fun time VIDEO GAME SIGHTSEEING