Clarence Threepwood, Ninth Earl of Emsworth
@lordemsworth.bsky.social
Dad, hubby, nerd
Lapsed Classicist
Atheist, armchair biologist, creationist nemesis
Leftish
Climate. Born @ 321 ppm CO₂
Hants, now Cornish, semper Europaeus
Wodehouse, MR James, Pterry
Classical, Metal, Folk
Word games
AKA Darwin's Terrier, Oolon Colluphid
Lapsed Classicist
Atheist, armchair biologist, creationist nemesis
Leftish
Climate. Born @ 321 ppm CO₂
Hants, now Cornish, semper Europaeus
Wodehouse, MR James, Pterry
Classical, Metal, Folk
Word games
AKA Darwin's Terrier, Oolon Colluphid
Oh wow. And still available. Sixty quid isn't actually that bad for something so lovingly produced. Bound to increase in value too.
Sadly, as I already have these* I can't really justify it... 😟
* my library (spare bedroom) shelves are too buried to reach ATM ☹️
Sadly, as I already have these* I can't really justify it... 😟
* my library (spare bedroom) shelves are too buried to reach ATM ☹️
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh wow. And still available. Sixty quid isn't actually that bad for something so lovingly produced. Bound to increase in value too.
Sadly, as I already have these* I can't really justify it... 😟
* my library (spare bedroom) shelves are too buried to reach ATM ☹️
Sadly, as I already have these* I can't really justify it... 😟
* my library (spare bedroom) shelves are too buried to reach ATM ☹️
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
September 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#FishVarietyInASongOrMovie
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
#FishVarietyInASongOrMovie
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
September 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
September 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
September 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
September 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
September 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
September 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
September 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
September 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
September 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Paul Simon - You Cal Call Me Hal
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
September 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Paul Simon - You Cal Call Me Hal
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
Dumb and Dumbo
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
September 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Dumb and Dumbo
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
July 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
#PutCakeVarietyInASongOrMovie
Hall & Oatcakes'...
🎶
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to bake it
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil just to make it...
🎶
Hall & Oatcakes'...
🎶
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to bake it
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil just to make it...
🎶
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
#PutCakeVarietyInASongOrMovie
Hall & Oatcakes'...
🎶
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to bake it
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil just to make it...
🎶
Hall & Oatcakes'...
🎶
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to bake it
Cheese scone, cheese scone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil just to make it...
🎶
#PutCakeVarietyInASongOrMovie
A Walk in the Black Forest
A Walk in the Black Forest
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#PutCakeVarietyInASongOrMovie
A Walk in the Black Forest
A Walk in the Black Forest
July 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
... and along similar lines, another favourite :
April 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
... and along similar lines, another favourite :
Aha! Great minds, an' all that.
Here's one I made earlier...
Here's one I made earlier...
April 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Aha! Great minds, an' all that.
Here's one I made earlier...
Here's one I made earlier...
Do you suppose that the 'death's head' that my tired (3 hrs sleep 😞 🥱 last night) mind immediately saw is deliberate?
It's not Holbein's-Ambassadors level of obvious, but in the circumstances...?
It's not Holbein's-Ambassadors level of obvious, but in the circumstances...?
April 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Do you suppose that the 'death's head' that my tired (3 hrs sleep 😞 🥱 last night) mind immediately saw is deliberate?
It's not Holbein's-Ambassadors level of obvious, but in the circumstances...?
It's not Holbein's-Ambassadors level of obvious, but in the circumstances...?
April 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM