Clarence Threepwood, Ninth Earl of Emsworth
@lordemsworth.bsky.social
Dad, hubby, nerd
Lapsed Classicist
Atheist, armchair biologist, creationist nemesis
Leftish
Climate. Born @ 321 ppm CO₂
Hants, now Cornish, semper Europaeus
Wodehouse, MR James, Pterry
Classical, Metal, Folk
Word games
AKA Darwin's Terrier, Oolon Colluphid
Lapsed Classicist
Atheist, armchair biologist, creationist nemesis
Leftish
Climate. Born @ 321 ppm CO₂
Hants, now Cornish, semper Europaeus
Wodehouse, MR James, Pterry
Classical, Metal, Folk
Word games
AKA Darwin's Terrier, Oolon Colluphid
Does what it says on the tin.
Personally, I think she should be stripped of her skin. (Have I been reading too much horror recently? 😮😁)
chng.it/ptzGBmRK6T
Personally, I think she should be stripped of her skin. (Have I been reading too much horror recently? 😮😁)
chng.it/ptzGBmRK6T
Sign the Petition
Strip Michelle Mone of her peerage
chng.it
October 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Does what it says on the tin.
Personally, I think she should be stripped of her skin. (Have I been reading too much horror recently? 😮😁)
chng.it/ptzGBmRK6T
Personally, I think she should be stripped of her skin. (Have I been reading too much horror recently? 😮😁)
chng.it/ptzGBmRK6T
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"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
September 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#FishVarietyInASongOrMovie
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
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🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
#FishVarietyInASongOrMovie
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
🎶
Oh...
I'm an amberjack and I'm okay
I swim all night and I swim all day...
🎶
Reposted by Clarence Threepwood, Ninth Earl of Emsworth
It was a quadruple sabotage. When the President of the United States was speaking, the room was filled with the sound of a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender ranting incoherent conspiracy theories.
INQUIRY NOW.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
INQUIRY NOW.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump demands inquiry over UN 'triple sabotage'
The US president called the incidents that included an escalator and teleprompter mishap
www.bbc.co.uk
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It was a quadruple sabotage. When the President of the United States was speaking, the room was filled with the sound of a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender ranting incoherent conspiracy theories.
INQUIRY NOW.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
INQUIRY NOW.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Look what's up...
Are you ready for this year's #AScareADay challenge?
Read a scary story or poem a day for the whole of October. Curated by me!
Come see what we've got on the list this year!
romancingthegothic.com/2025/09/21/t...
Are you ready for this year's #AScareADay challenge?
Read a scary story or poem a day for the whole of October. Curated by me!
Come see what we've got on the list this year!
romancingthegothic.com/2025/09/21/t...
The ‘Scare a Day’ Challenge – October 2025
It’s almost October, which means it’s almost time for the #AScareADay challenge! One poem or scary short-story a day for a whole month. You can read along with us using the links below.…
romancingthegothic.com
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Look what's up...
Are you ready for this year's #AScareADay challenge?
Read a scary story or poem a day for the whole of October. Curated by me!
Come see what we've got on the list this year!
romancingthegothic.com/2025/09/21/t...
Are you ready for this year's #AScareADay challenge?
Read a scary story or poem a day for the whole of October. Curated by me!
Come see what we've got on the list this year!
romancingthegothic.com/2025/09/21/t...
Am I the only one thinking that if a Russian military plane violates another country's airspace, and refuses to respond, it should simply be shot down?
Putin is a playground bully. Treat him like one. In modern parlance: FAFO.
Putin is a playground bully. Treat him like one. In modern parlance: FAFO.
September 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Am I the only one thinking that if a Russian military plane violates another country's airspace, and refuses to respond, it should simply be shot down?
Putin is a playground bully. Treat him like one. In modern parlance: FAFO.
Putin is a playground bully. Treat him like one. In modern parlance: FAFO.
September 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
September 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
September 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
September 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
Hello, WALL-E
Well hello, WALL-E
It's so nice to have you back where you belong...
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🎶
Hello, WALL-E
Well hello, WALL-E
It's so nice to have you back where you belong...
🎶
wall e from the movie wall e is standing on a rocky surface
ALT: wall e from the movie wall e is standing on a rocky surface
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
Hello, WALL-E
Well hello, WALL-E
It's so nice to have you back where you belong...
🎶
🎶
Hello, WALL-E
Well hello, WALL-E
It's so nice to have you back where you belong...
🎶
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
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🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
September 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
🎶
I'm The Joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure do want to hurt someone...
🎶
September 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
September 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
September 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
[dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum]
Ash!
Ah-ah!
Saviour of the Universe!
🎶
🎶
[dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum]
Ash!
Ah-ah!
Saviour of the Universe!
🎶
a close up of a man 's face in a dark room with a glove on his hand .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a dark room with a glove on his hand .
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
🎶
[dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum]
Ash!
Ah-ah!
Saviour of the Universe!
🎶
🎶
[dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum]
Ash!
Ah-ah!
Saviour of the Universe!
🎶
September 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Gollum with the Wind
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with big blue eyes and a beard .
ALT: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with big blue eyes and a beard .
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Gollum with the Wind
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
#ASongOrMovieForAMovieCharacter
September 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM